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Andreas Krennmair · @akrennmair
341 followers · 855 posts · Server mastodon.beer

No matter how rainy it is, the weather in Germany is Wetter.

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Arnfinn Pettersen · @arnfinnp
1139 followers · 1986 posts · Server oslo.town
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Sorry. Had to. It's tradition.

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Arnfinn Pettersen · @arnfinnp
1117 followers · 1899 posts · Server oslo.town

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Arnfinn Pettersen · @arnfinnp
1109 followers · 1867 posts · Server oslo.town

A really, really bad computer: A craptop.

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Arnfinn Pettersen · @arnfinnp
1109 followers · 1866 posts · Server oslo.town

A computer that pretends it's not: A larptop.

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Arnfinn Pettersen · @arnfinnp
1109 followers · 1865 posts · Server oslo.town

A computer you can hit people with: A slaptop.

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Arnfinn Pettersen · @arnfinnp
1102 followers · 1845 posts · Server oslo.town

There are no bears in Africa. It is bear bare.

#pun #terriblepuns

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Timo the timo · @timotimo
110 followers · 202 posts · Server peoplemaking.games

do you know what they call Hunger Games in japan?

Battle Royal With Cheese

:D

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Last updated 1 year ago
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Alkaris 🏳️‍⚧️ :verified: · @Alkaris
58 followers · 578 posts · Server meow.social

Yogurt, you be like...

Yo, Gurt, what up!

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Teapot Ben · @teapot_ben
151 followers · 509 posts · Server masto.ai

@catsalad I can't see if it's a 3 or 4 pin header for those fans.

Presumably if you can flatten some beans with the club it supports pulse-width modulation. :blobcatnotlike:

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Rebecca · @rebecca_meadows
183 followers · 1080 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
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It's time for you to bug out!

#startrek #StarTrekOnline #vorta #JemHadar #terriblepuns

Last updated 2 years ago
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Murad · @ElHadjiMurad
538 followers · 1522 posts · Server wandering.shop

I just dropped two snare drums and a cymbal.

Ba-dum, tchsss...

#noshame #terriblepuns

Last updated 2 years ago
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Ally · @hisdorkmaterials
33 followers · 47 posts · Server mastodon.online

Nicolas Cage wouldn’t make a good Wicker Man movie, but Edward Woodward would.

#pleaseclap #terriblepuns #jokes #puns #nicolascage #ewarwoowar #edwardwoodward #thewickerman

Last updated 2 years ago
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Stan Carey · @stancarey
242 followers · 38 posts · Server mastodon.ie

The German word for enjoying the original Star Trek is SHATNERFREUDE

#neologisms #startrek #words #puns #terriblepuns

Last updated 2 years ago
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narF 🎲 · @narF
236 followers · 5654 posts · Server mstdn.fr
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#zoo #pun #badpun #terriblepuns

Last updated 2 years ago
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narF 🎲 · @narF
236 followers · 5654 posts · Server mstdn.fr
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#cars #terriblepuns #puns #pun

Last updated 2 years ago
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