Oboer · @oboer
3 followers · 25 posts · Server social.lol

Why did I trust a 2 year old with a grown up plate? He wanted 1 waffle, until he sat down and it was only 1 waffle, so he threw his plate. Also damaged the floor.

#parenting #terribletwos #myfaultreally #notagoodmorning #toddlers #kids

Last updated 1 year ago

Laura · @laura
1 followers · 6 posts · Server cooler.mom

Things you didn’t think you’d need to say: no, you do not need a fork for your nap

#toddler #naptime #tantrum #terribletwos #why

Last updated 1 year ago

KEXP 🎶 #NowPlaying Bot · @KEXPMusicBot
210 followers · 53710 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
24 followers · 213 posts · Server mstdn.social

Asked 2 what he wanted for lunch. Spent time with him crafting said lunch to his exact specifications. He helped stir things and even picked out what strawberries he wanted. He was involved in every step. He was soooo happy...

...until I put the plate in front of him at the table.

"NO! I don't WIKE it! Want something else!"

#hedideventuallyeatitthough #nowinning #terribletwos #parentlife #Kids

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Deitchman · @Fueco
8 followers · 53 posts · Server mstdn.social

hen you wake up after the party with your head stuck in a chair, be glad your dad isn’t there to take a picture…
This was after nap, and yes he was wearing clothes when I put him in his bed.

#stuck #Kids #terribletwos

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Deitchman · @Fueco
8 followers · 53 posts · Server mstdn.social

When you wake up after the party with your head stuck in a chair, be glad your dad isn’t there to take a picture…

This was after nap, and yes he was wearing clothes when I put him in his bed.

#stuck #Kids #terribletwos

Last updated 2 years ago

Squidly Co. Seattle · @SquidlyCo
69 followers · 99 posts · Server universeodon.com

My little terrorists can be incredibly adorable...when they aren't in destructive teenager mode.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #terribletwos #petparent #petparentblues

Last updated 2 years ago

positivevibedad · @positivevibedad
5 followers · 51 posts · Server mstdn.party

Parents, I feel your struggles; I am with you.
We got this!! Let’s raise the best children possible ✌️😁

#parenting #parents #terribletwos #igotthis #wegotthis #parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

positivevibedad · @positivevibedad
3 followers · 33 posts · Server mstdn.party
Rua M. Williams · @FractalEcho
314 followers · 577 posts · Server kolektiva.social

I must take this moment to remind you that anyone who says is a and a and is the

#parentsofmastodon #terribletwos #liar #scoundrel #three #TrueEnemy

Last updated 2 years ago