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#teslaphone

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The Tesla phone comes preloaded with a Diet Coke button, COVID misinformation, the top 100 bigots in your contacts lists and serves ads constantly for red hats and Let’s Go Brandon merchandise.

Sounds like an absolute cash vacuum for all the millions they haven’t already fleeced from America’s most gullible.

#TeslaPhone

The Tesla phone comes preloaded with a Diet Coke button, COVID misinformation, the top 100 bigots in your contacts lists snd serves ads constantly for red hats and Let’s Go Brandon merchandise.

Sounds like an absolute cash vacuum for all the millions they haven’t already fleeced from America’s most gullible.

#TeslaPhone

@simonroses The #TeslaPhone is a bad idea, yes. But #ElonMusk is an expert in bad ideas: I'd like to see him fail again :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVj4kZF-Fgk&t=25s

Louis Rossman has an interesting take on the current clash of the titans and the #TeslaPhone - that it's better if this is used to gain user freedom and choice, regardless of feels about Elon - which are negative.

Every iteration of tech has taken away freedom, he notes.

"Normalize the idea that if you paid for your computer or phone, you chose what app to put on it."

PS Louise thinks Twitter was a dumpster fire 3 yrs ago

#righttorepair #TeslaPhone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZTi-Z6ntXc

This is brilliant. After @elonmusk@twitter.com finishes his destruction of twitter. He should talk his investors into creating a #freedomphone, #teslaphone and burn even more billions..

What I love about all this is that the #Musk stans keep egging him on to do even worse things to ruin the #birdsite, his reputation and his wealth. And he keeps doing it!

Let's all goad him to make a #TeslaPhone ideally with #TeslaOS

What I love about all this is that the #Musk stans keep egging him on to do even worse things to ruin both #birdsite his reputation and his wealth. And he keeps doing it!

Let's all goad him to make a #TeslaPhone ideally with #TeslaOS

#Tesla #TeslaPhone

#TeslaPhone

Our phone was designed by the legendary John McAfee, or would have been if he hadn't died in a jail cell awaiting extradition (NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK)

#TeslaPhone

Once you're approved for a Tesla phone simply book an appointment with you nearest Neuralink outpatient clinic to have the TeslaPhone neural interface installed.

#TeslaPhone

"The $44B Gold Pressed Latinum Edition Tesla phone comes preprogrammed with Kanye, Elon and Trumps telephone numbers and a free social media service."

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"Each Tesla phone is paired to a specific Starlink satellite. Be sure to choose a Starlink instance when ordering"

#TeslaPhone

"Our phones are available in two colors: Caucasian and Pure White"

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"TeslaPhones can only be recharged at an authorized TESLA charging station near you."

#TeslaPhone

"You agree to our TOS. Our TOS are not published but can be inferred by following our CEO's social media accounts"

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"Nice car you got there. Shame if something happened to it because you were using a commie/leftie phone."

@PowerCatDan It's a soap opera that cost 44 billion and whose writers ate mushrooms #TeslaPhone 🍿🥤

Who else won’t by buying a #teslaphone?