scene: the tiny "Men's Room" at my godmother's husband's funeral

me: [enters; applause from the audience (I hope)]
my brother: [exiting] heeey! fancy seeing YOU here!!

it took all I had not to keel over onto that horrible floor, I was laughing so hard

#TransComedy #TestosteroneLife

@ #FTM #TransGuys #Transmascs & Adjacent Experiences: what do you, personally, refer to your erection as?
none of the common vernacular—boner, stiffy, etc.—resonates with me at all... (maybe chub/chubbie.)

[also, anyone capable of getting any erection of any kind is more than welcome to answer, as well as all the erection admirers out there who might prefer certain terms]

tag spam for reach lol: #SexTalk #SexQuestions #Erections #TestosteroneLife #Transmasculine