Declared "my thooms bloody yarkin" to the room then had to explain "yarkin" to my 8yo.
(I've a big hack on it wi' the cauld) #scots #language #doric #teuchter

@schemmentislove Fae means for, and Aye is yes. Bonus word is fit which means what. "Fit like?" is a common greeting where I'm frae and translates tae "What's up?" #teuchter #Scots

If ye think I type funneh, it used tae be like this. #scotland #teuchter

For those of you wondering why I misspell so may things like Aye, Tae, Havnae, Donnae, and such. I am frae far Northern #scotland and it isnae uncommon for us tae type in our native dialect. I've lived in the #us since 1979, but some things just linger. #teuchter This is where I am frae.

All I ever wanted was a wee place on the interwebs where I can call people cunts. IS THAT SO WRANG? #scotland #teuchter #cunts #iloveallofyou #porn

What is this you say? It is the flag of Caithness, Scotland where ahm frae! I live in the US and hae since 1979 but it is still whur mah bones bide. #scotland #teuchter #uk