Fünf Tausend Helmets

It captures the #schadenfreudian essence of modern #teutonism with a garnish of tasteful #umlaut.

Just rolls off the tongue, but can easily be morphed or acronymized to your taste. Or to torment your foes.

No strings attached. Unless you bring them.

FREE! Only today or afterwards! One size fits all!

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