Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
796 followers · 6109 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

you read about the epidemiology professor who laughs about getting covid "a few times" 👀

gothamist.com/news/as-new-covi

Also, in our house we refer to kids as "disease vectors".

#tfw #covid #gothamist #nyc

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Brian Knutson · @knutson_brain
753 followers · 2182 posts · Server sfba.social

you realize why…

#tfw

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Benjamin · @ben
25 followers · 361 posts · Server mstdn.games

you suddenly hear the intimately familiar sound of "gadunk gadunk gadunk" from the other side of the sick kid's bedroom door :D

:mario_pipe:

#tfw

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The Boskop · @boskop
7 followers · 13 posts · Server masto.nyc

I (Josh) was introduced to Max in 2016 via Adrienne Lloyd of 'Hunter Valentine' fame, who was my first ever boss in the field of music. However from '17-'19 what became known as 'The Boskop' had no bass player.

I met David at a gig one day after my first rehearsal with Max. Fast forward to this time 4 years ago. Original caption: " u officially update ur bands IG bio from to ."

Please enjoy this early version of our favorite encore and ode to NY "Hives" ❤️

#tbt #tfw #twopiece #powertrio

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C. · @cazabon
160 followers · 3872 posts · Server mindly.social

you post a scathing 17-part thread commenting on the that is bill C-18, about how its effects on Canadian media websites were predictable, and predicted, and still the Legacy / Dinosaur Media and the are , shocked I say, at the consequences...

... and you swap the letters in the acronym in Every. Single. .

#tfw #trainwreck #canadian #government #shocked #toot #fml #c18

Last updated 1 year ago

That feeling when you forget to close a quote in bash, and bash waits patiently for you to close that stupid quote, but you don't realize it, and you go "WTF is taking so long?" and then you realize your mistake, and you go 🤦.

Yeah, that happened, just now. :madjoy:

#tfw #facepalm #bash #quoting #unix

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· @ossronny
150 followers · 64 posts · Server fosstodon.org

when you case a reported "bug" back to a change 10 years ago and have to decide its now a feature while also remember that back then distribute_setup (setuptools fork) would require a python newer than 2.6 for `--user` installs (and python 2.5 was still supported)

#tfw

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Moah · @Moah
18 followers · 55 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.place

you're contacted for a potential interesting job but then you find out it's all about NFT

#tfw

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screwtape · @screwtape
333 followers · 5015 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org


You think there's a problem with because your graphical window didn't open,

but actually your view of your monitor is partially blocked and your window manager opened the window in the blind spot

#tfw #x

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Jonathan Kamens · @jik
636 followers · 3122 posts · Server federate.social

your elderly uncle's doctor chastises him for getting a booster because "we're done with all that."

#tfw #covid #CovidIsNotOver

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BillSaysThis · @BillSaysThis
130 followers · 3214 posts · Server curmudgeon.cafe

an integration test passes locally and refuses to pass on the server, for no obvious reason. 🤬🤬🤬

#tfw

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The Gneech · @the_gneech
567 followers · 5652 posts · Server meow.social

you put something so silly and fun into your next Saturday-night-game session that you want to tell everyone all about it but that would be spoilers. >.>

#tfw #PF2e

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kinyutaka · @kinyutaka
91 followers · 1785 posts · Server mstdn.social

you find out that a handful of is worth more than a ton of

I have thousands of MTG cards, mostly worth pennies, and my small baseball card collection (2 random boxes of cards bought from Walgreens) averages $2 a card (including a 1989 Bobby Doerr worth $60)

#magicthegathering #baseballcards #tfw

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Eleanor Sayre · @esayre
25 followers · 68 posts · Server fosstodon.org

there's too many emails on the big screen, so you check your phone to see if there are fewer emails there.

#tfw

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Jason Stiff · @JasonStiff
421 followers · 945 posts · Server sfba.social

That feeling when you realize your fan has a huge unblinking eye watching you as try to stay cool in 110° heat...

#california #chico #norcal #heat #heatwave #tfw #fan #eye #eyeball #sauron #sauroneye #watching #beingwatched

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Markus 🌱 · @markus
50 followers · 47 posts · Server skvip.lol

Tykkjar det er veldig stilig at Wales' nasjonale togselskap nyttar .wales som TLD for vevsidane sine.

(Prøvar dog å ikkje tenkje på at W-en i TfW står for Wales... Transport for Wales... Dått Wales.)

#tfw #cymru #norsktut #togtut #interrail

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Mori · @mori
247 followers · 4009 posts · Server mastodon.au

you realise you’re spending more time on your ALT than your real Masto account

#tfw

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u try to use "CHOWN" in Scrabble

#tfw

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I try to apply some spray against mosquitoes and miss myself just spraying the air

#tfw

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Jonathan Kamens · @jik
572 followers · 2778 posts · Server federate.social

you notice that the buttons that are in your house's key-box's combination are all obviously more worn than the ones that aren't, so anyone at your back door can easily see what the combination is.
(It's the kind of box where the order in which the buttons are pressed doesn't matter.)
: If your house has a key-box you should check if maybe this applies to you.
(I changed the combination and will do so annually moving forward.)

#tfw #psa #oops #doh #infosec #security #homeownership

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