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My turkey ended up OK, however I had to let it know how much of a pain in the ass these birds are to prepare and cook properly. Happy Thanksgiving fam. #thanksgivinghumor

I guess I need to go to bed so that I can wake up in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping and gorge myself on leftovers. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. 😁 #thanksgivinghumor

Whiskey, turkey, ham, /
stuffing, rye, mashed potatoes, /
soccer, football, nap…/
#haiku #thanksgivinghumor

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃. I hope you’ve a great one with your families ❤️ #mastodon #thanksgivinghumor #web3

Ok, ok. It’s possible I’ve been a little obnoxious over the 40 something years I’ve been a vegetarian. I’m vegan now, but sometimes I will cheat for Italian food (real cheese!).

Whatever you do today, I hope you enjoy.

Very grateful for my family today.

Happy thanksgiving y’all!! Sending out lots of love.

#thanksgivinghumor
#happythanksgivng
#thanksgiving2022

Thanksgiving started when the founding fathers dressed up a Turkey like King George and did a circle jerk on it.

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Turkey Coma, except it's from me beating you unconscious with a Drumstick for bringing a Tofurkey.

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🌽 Metal Thanksgiving Bands 🍗

- Kornbread Stuffing
- Between the Cranburied & Me
- Dark Meat Sermon
- Deviled Eggs You Know

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OK, first big holiday on this site, time to open some Tupperware and re-heat these Twitter leftovers.

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https://tenor.com/view/after-thanksgiving-cat-cant-get-in-fat-cat-gif-15679454. #ThanksgivingHumor

Good luck to all of you who have Randy Quaid like uncles you have to interact with during thanksgiving dinner. #randyquaid #thanksgivinghumor

Happy “White Devil Veggie Day” to all who celebrate! Four years ago, I made roasted Brussels sprouts for my husband’s Chinese parents. My father-law gripes in Cantonese to my mother-in-law: “I don’t like this white devil food!” I 😂 every time I tell this story (weekly) #brusselssprouts #thanksgivinghumor #hapa #cantonese #intercultural

It’s that time of year for watching one of television’s finest moments, the WKRP first annual turkey drop.
https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg

#WKRP #ThanksgivingHumor

It’s that time of year for watching one of television’s finest moments, the WKRP first annual turkey drop.
https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg

#WKRP #ThanksgivingHumor

Don’t forget to take your mood stabilizers ! #thanksgivinghumor

https://youtube.com/shorts/nIGr_BXoRnA?feature=share

Breaking News: President Biden Has Pardoned Two Turkeys And....watch to find out!

#comedy #thanksgivinghumor #jokes #daily #funny #dailyjoke

This Just In News: President Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys and gives the bird to Trump

#Thanksgiving #thanksgivinghumor #satire #comedy

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