when u fart and ur g/f hears it lol

#thatawkwardmoment

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Gordon P. Hemsley · @GPHemsley
118 followers · 736 posts · Server hachyderm.io

when you and your real estate agent have different opinions about the neighbor's "we support police" sign...

#thatawkwardmoment

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Darren // エースマン · @MGAceman
17 followers · 318 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

you forget that Birmingham City Women also post on and your Aunt says you're chatting Jade Pennock up... 😅

#thatawkwardmoment #facebook #bcfc #lol

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when u fart and ur g/f hears it lol

#thatawkwardmoment

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when you question whether the capacity to think necessarily implies your existence

#thatawkwardmoment

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when you question whether the capacity to think necessarily implies your existence

#thatawkwardmoment

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when you question whether the capacity to think necessarily implies your existence

#thatawkwardmoment

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Cosmality :verified: · @cosmality
46 followers · 78 posts · Server dice.camp

when you learn your was used in a production

#thatawkwardmoment #music #illegally #porn

Last updated 3 years ago

when you question whether the capacity to think necessarily implies your existence

#thatawkwardmoment

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when u fart and ur g/f hears it lol

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 3 years ago

when u fart and ur g/f hears it lol

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 3 years ago

Darren // Aceman · @MGAceman
1 followers · 8 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

[Posted Nov 15]
you want to share something on , only to forget you uninstalled the app...

Day Two of the head cold and I get so light-headed sometimes, I don't know where I am.

Doing the usual things like drinking lots (I always do anyway), take ibuprofen and thankfully some fruit is decently priced enough to keep a supply in.

Energy is just sapped from me...

#thatawkwardmoment #twitter

Last updated 3 years ago

Darren // Aceman · @MGAceman
1 followers · 19 posts · Server mas.to

you want to share something on , only to forget you uninstalled the app...

Day Two of the head cold and I get so light-headed sometimes, I don't know where I am.

Doing the usual things like drinking lots (I always do anyway), take ibuprofen and thankfully some fruit is decently priced enough to keep a supply in.

Energy is just sapped from me...

#Twitter #thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 3 years ago

Christopher Rodriguez · @yewscion
55 followers · 574 posts · Server tech.lgbt

when You realize You could just build it from source and avoid all of these issues. :ms_robot_peek:

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 3 years ago

· @dpreacher
38 followers · 437 posts · Server social.snopyta.org

when someone reviews your code and confidently tells you to fix a line where their correction would actually break the program outright.

#thatslightdisappointingmoment #thatawkwardmoment

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Buckboy · @peppdurr
21 followers · 2102 posts · Server yiff.life

when a zero-calorie drink convinces you that it is ACTUALLY cream soda....

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 6 years ago

Diabolic Preacher ♒ · @dpreacher
62 followers · 3548 posts · Server freeradical.zone

i dunno why can't firefox sync just work...it syncs what it needn't and forgets randomly what it should. i bet, google with its big cloud servers does sync much better. it's fun how ultimately one of my firefox devices would have the unsynced data and i'll be like phew! when things don't sink in to my head/brain and I need to depend on devices syncing that data across each other.

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 6 years ago

Diabolic Preacher ♒ · @dpreacher
62 followers · 3548 posts · Server freeradical.zone

you know for them when you are the lucky one to be spotted at the restaurant for a pic with your shameless moutnain of food order and they are the not so unlucky ones because they wanted to put my pic up on their social media pages but didn't have anything to tag me with. and you know what else they can't tell? the url of their business page or their profiles. they are that abstracted from how the app works.

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 6 years ago

Diabolic Preacher ♒ · @dpreacher
62 followers · 3548 posts · Server freeradical.zone

@thenewoil when PS5 detects sweat level and turns off the game and tells you to go take a bath...just when you were within inches of your life slipping away in some intense combat game..

#thatawkwardmoment

Last updated 6 years ago

Buckboy · @peppdurr
21 followers · 2102 posts · Server yiff.life

when you're not sure if you've discovered an unactivated muscle group, or you've just pulled something. Or both.

#thatawkwardmoment #justgymthings

Last updated 6 years ago