For a bunch of folks fixated on #FakeNews, #Republicans have turned resume writing into fictional flights of fantasy.
#ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks

Oklahoma Attorney General Sues Federal Government Over 'Emergency Health Powers'
"According to an emailed press release, Drummond's suit alleges that the federal government has exceeded its reach by "unlawfully giving the WHO (World Health Organization) the authority to invoke emergency health powers" in the United States."
#ElectAnIdiot #ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks
https://twitter.com/NEWS9/status/1620120319116689408?t=kqoH04neWkf-_lIP0YmAtA&s=09

It's weird but sometimes reading random posts on Quora about the royal family is like a calming, coping strategy for me. So I get a lot of emails showing me the latest/trending posts. This one is extra special... #ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks

A lot of people on mobile devices spend their time on places like TikTok, YouTube, or Instagram, none of which lend themselves towards making their audiences proficient at using technology. Those apps are basically short videos and moving pictures on endless repeat. It's like expecting people who grew up watching 12 hours of television a day to be experts at broadcasting or electronics. #ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks

Like I saw this thing about how some people want to be paid for making feature requests on the Mastodon github.

#thatsnothowthisworks #thatsnothowanyofthisworks