Run, Stella. Don't look back....
#TheArchers

@antinomy The real #TheArchers is in the minds of the listeners 😂

I wonder if George thinks achieving orgasm when Fallon brushes his arm in the pub means he's lost his virginity?

He'd never admit Brad got over the line first, would he? #TheArchers

Doh! Hadn’t realised that Sykesy was played by Jasper Carrott #TheArchers 🥕

Is Pip still going to be keeping her relationship secret in 5 years?

"I'm getting married, Mum, but can't tell you who to." #TheArchers

@junesim63
They're lovely. And possibly the most sensible people in Ambridge.
#TheArchers

@ivyfox
Croeso. Welcome!

Fellow #TheArchers listener here, and all your other interests sound good too!

Half my Toots are in Welsh, as I'm learning, but I usually include a translation too!

@slowbikeiain
Hmm. I was amazed Helen cracked so quickly under Pol Pats questioning.
#thearchers

Natasha needs to remember what happens to snitches - and we know Helen's handy with a knife #TheArchers

Syksey is a toxic piece of sh*t #TheArchers

@wormerama @TheDonsieLass
What a great resource for #sewists #sewistsofmastodon
Can't help giggling at #TheArchers reference - 'Tilly and the Buttons'

Hilarious that teenaged Brad is more successful at ensuring privacy for his romantic liaison than 30-year-old Pip #TheArchers

Brad: "Five hours Mia? 90 seconds will be enough."

#TheArchers

Helen giving food away and going for a couple of runs a day!!!! Eating disorder klaxon!!!
#TheArchers

@thearchers #theArchers

How on earth is Pip so clueless? Great way to start a relationship!

It's Sunday, it's ten o'clock, and time for #TheArchers Omnibus.

What thrills await us this week?

@wcow I'm disappointed that you don't have a poll this week. I wanted to vote for Adil, I've liked him up to now but I was furious with him this week for not expecting to pay Lynda for her work organising the ball. #TheArchers

When the continuity announcer said "Pip puts her foot in it" before the broadcast, was I the only one to think "You haven't got the hang of lesbian sex yet, have you, Pip?" #TheArchers

Stella: What are you cooking?

Pip: I tried some Ambridge sausage a couple of days ago, but it wasn't as nice as I remembered, so tonight I thought I'd have tacos.

Stella:

Pip:

Stella: But...isn't that cottage pie in the oven?

#TheArchers

(Catching up on The Archers after the T20 international at Hove)

Look, Stella and Pip, I don't want to hurry you, but Hannah needs somewhere to live, so can you just get on and move in together so she can have the other cottage?

#TheArchers