Michael Caine is nodding in approval at another table and I approve of my first Mastadon live tweet. Thank you @SesameSquirrel and everyone at #MondayActionMovie #TheArtOfWar . I’ll definitely do this again soon.

You betrayed me, Eleanor

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Is this The Matrix? Are we in the Matrix? How are they dodging bullets!?!

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I think Oliver Stone already made Lee Harvey Oswald look like a Boy Scout and he didn’t go to all this trouble to do it either

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Michael Been playing for both sides.

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This cat has lost interest in this movie

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This cat has lost interest in this movie

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I’m starting to think no one here is looking for lost cats

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@LisaMarieBowman just saved a woman from assassination in a hospital, that’s Blade 1

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@LisaMarieBowman

Tell me about it,

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If I saw this in 2000 I’d say they’re just ripping off the foot chase in Se7en but compared to what passes for action now it looks great and is well shot

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On a side note: I’ll never understand why they called it U.S. Marshals and not A SNIPES HUNT.

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For a 2000 movie there’s been surprisingly little speed-ramp editing which I do appreciate

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We’re just not gonna talk about the hat Wesley was wearing in that scene? Ok.

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I wanna know how Donald Sutherland was able to achieve that haircut

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Aw, Wesley looks like he’s having fun here. Unlike Blade 3 where he looks like he wants to drop kick David Goyer’s chest cavity in.

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It’s all right, everyone. After a long absence I have returned to #MondayActionMovie on this brand new site. You are all welcome. #TheArtOfWar

The Art of War (Sunzi bingfa) is a 5th-century BCE military treatise written by the Chinese strategist Sun-Tzu (aka Sunzi or Sun Wu). https://www.worldhistory.org/The_Art_of_War/ #History #ChineseWarfare #Sun-Tzu #TheArtofWar

“Sun Tzu said: The control of a large force is the same principle as the control of a few men: it is merely a question of dividing up their numbers.”

And exactly the same applies to code and functions.

#cleancode #theartofwar

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Have at it! As you can see, it's only a day or two old.

Started as a riff on #TheArtOfWar, I decided to "archive" my thoughts and schemes of what, how, and why I post what I do.

Maybe one day I'll stitch them together into a book of sorts, and my name can become as household a name as #SunTzu! (a slug can dream)

This post can serve as an introduction to said hypothetical book. 🤣

#TheArtOfShitposting