The cows do not bring me cake... #theashes I can only end badly. Creation of song, a couple of weeks ago wtf?

Aussie men/women still have #TheAshes at least. -#Cricket

#theashes Shall I grow a Zappa soul patch? Why have you bought it. All the world You can smell a Range 14 trap...

#theashes #hubris #convicts Have you met my mum? This cannot be found. Spoiler alert: this does not fill me with this.

BBC Sport: “Devon Conway is averaging 8.75 from four outings in this tournament. Would the Brave be prepared to drop their overseas player?”

YES PLEASE DO.

Great to see the Mighty Boosh lead the Brave to victory earlier: she was robbed by not playing in #TheAshes, she’s great.

#cricket #TheHundred

How is it any good Can you bar code a bee? Come on Jimmy, tickle em up #TheAshes It is here. It even has a girlfriend.

Monday Ratings | The MATILDAS big win continues Seven's great start to the week

https://tvblackbox.com.au/page/2023/08/01/monday-ratings-womens-world-cup-the-ashes-hunted-australia-hybpa-four-corners-media-watch/?feed_id=137961

#BackRoads #FIFAWomen039sWorldCup #FourCorners #HaveYouBeenPayingAttention #HuntedAustralia #MediaWatch #QA #TheAshes #TVratingsAU

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-01/ashes-australia-england-series-drawn-but-lifetime-of-stories/102671260 I think he sums it up well. I only stayed up after their lunch break once, but watched the highlights each day, the first time in many years that I’ve followed a series so closely. #TheAshes

He's never recovered from being run out by Gary Pratt at Trent Bridge has he?

#TheAshes #Cricket

Ricky Ponting has always been a sore fucking loser

#TheAshes #Cricket

'A Huge Blunder' - Ricky Ponting Says Umpires' Choice Of Replacement Ball 'Needs To Be Investigated' | Ashes 2023
https://wisden.com/series-stories/ashes-2023/huge-blunder-ricky-ponting-umpires-choice-replacement-ball-needs-investigated-ashes-2023

I'm sorry I seem to have something in my eye #TheAshes #Cricket

Lovely. Fantastic send off for Broady.

In the space of a few short weeks I have gone from having zero interest in #cricket to being a forevermore lifelong fan.

#TheAshes has been extraordinary. I've said this before but I can't believe I've managed to live nearly half a century without this in my life. To Stokes, Crawley, Broad, Ali, Woakes and the rest of the England team, I salute you.

To the Aussies - Starc, Cummins, Smith, Labuschagne and particularly Khawaja, I salute you also.

It's been emotional. Lovely to find something new and magnificent in my life. Honestly thought I had no completely new positive experiences left!

I've watched every second of #TheAshes and I now need a lay down!

YES!!

Broad, you fucking beauty!
An outstanding end to your career

#TheAshes

What an ending. Love the commentators banging the desk. Farewell, Broady. #Cricket #TheAshes

@sladey
Ooh, are you actually there?! I can only imagine the atmosphere.
I'm glued to my radio.
Thank you #BBCTMS #TheAshes

Yes it's sentimental but I don't care #TheAshes #Cricket

This is getting exciting #TheAshes

@sladey
Yeah, good point.
I do get wildly overexcited about #TestCricket and especially #TheAshes

Squee! First Bairstow caught *and* held, now it's looking like a 'middle order collapse' for the visitors
#TheAshes