Poor Felix which woman does he want to sleep with? This is a no brainer. It's the chick with half her dress missing.
#thebachelorsau #sorryfelixsmum

I'm afraid not because I think Jed will propose but I think he might go the full letch a do a big tongue pash! Watch out girls!
#thebachelorsau #funnybandstories

You get a ring, you get a ring, you get a ring, you get a ring,
NOW I WANT A RING.....again!
#thebachelorsau #funnybandstories

Any of you funny buggers watching #thebachelorsau and can join me in some cheap one liners and narrating live Beavis & Butthead style?

I'll see your Angus-Young-Back-to-School retro uniform @albomp
and I raise you by posting my Paul-Stanley-Hair-Back-to-School daggy photo.
I have less shame than the whole cast of #thebachelorsau Lolz
#auspol #politas

Seriously how can an intelligent person (and I’m low level assuming you are) be so involved in this?
#TheBachelorsAU
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RT @TimElliottSMH
Really hoping Damien turns up to the rose ceremony. Just peeking over the back row. #TheBachelorsAU
https://twitter.com/TimElliottSMH/status/1615286768760410112

Seriously how can an intelligent person (I’m assuming you are) be so involved in this?
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RT @TimElliottSMH
Really hoping Damien turns up to the rose ceremony. Just peeking over the back row. #TheBachelorsAU
https://twitter.com/TimElliottSMH/status/1615286768760410112

It’s only just struck me that with three Bachelors in the show and we’re not seeing any branded clothing that this is intentional. Like, of course it is, but it only just hit me. I’m an idiot OK? #TheBachelorsAU

Watched ep.2 of #TheBachelorsAU and Thomas is clearly the least worst, which isn’t saying much because Felix is traaaaaaash and Jed doesn’t seem to know who he is or what he wants.

Me and @brocklesnitch have brought back our award winning Bachelor recap, and we’re recapping #thebachelorsau! It’s chaos! It’s fun. https://heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/all-the-heterosexual-nonsense-i-was-a1d

Putting it out there:

Any predictions for figures for #thebachelorsAU tonight?

I'm openly expecting 300,000 viewers five city overnight.

Anyone game to see if it'll rate below that?

#VoKW