If it's a restaurant they're going to eat at, everyone is probably excited. If it's an all-you-can-eat place, they are probably terrified! #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/all-this-talk-its-been-four-sentences.html

Sorry, I didn't get strawberries. You are free to do your own grocery shopping which would make more sense since you are home every day. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/shouldnt-you-be-getting-those-groceries.html

The dark cloud of despair hanging over Brutus and Wilberforce is a nice touch, too. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/saturday-quickies.html

And if they are learning about it in school, it would be later in the year because history is taught chronologically.

Maybe the assignment is to just read a book. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/uncle-ted-is-138-billion-years-old.html

While many use #LaborDay to celebrate those who fought for 8-hour workdays, 40-hour work weeks, and living wages, Wilberforce is just biding his time until he is big enough to drive through picket lines and bust some unions. And some skulls. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/working-for-days-off.html

Chip: "I going to write a very specific comic about golf. Short game, chipping, it'll have it all."

Editor: "Great. Casual readers of comics are going to love it."

At least #Heathcliff is celebrating 50 years today. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/50.html

To be fair, Brutus' days of running are long behind him. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/09/i-find-it-hard-to-believe-gladys-ever.html

You can tell Brutus is thrilled about watching the news. Brutus used to get high just watching the morning news, then he had to start watching the evening news. Now, all three news broadcasts don't get him high anymore. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/gotta-watch-something.html

Hattie is going to pick up that apple and crush it with one hand. It's how she gets all the teachers to call her "Hurricane"--fear! #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/what-year-of-4th-grade-is-this.html

"Why do you have this phone book, Gladys?" Because sometimes a woman doesn't want to cook for her mostly unappreciative family, Mother! #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/are-restaurants-even-in-alphabetical.html

Back to school, back to daily updates.

I'm amazed at how un-mussed Wilberforce's blanket is after sleeping. Or he's sleeping in some sort of tube that gives him nutrients through osmosis. Either is likely. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/ten-weeks-well-i-need-two-more.html

Brutus is a fan of cheese--aren't we all? Also, Hurricane Hattie is back to her old tricks. (abuse). #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/what-do-you-know-sunday.html

Another week, another #TheBornLoser post. Brutus can't afford a new car so I don't know why he's at the dealership. Maybe if you test drive one, you get a coupon for free ice cream. Also, pizza fines, relationship advice and more! #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/wilberforce-and-butch-kapinski-should.html

A week's worth of #TheBornLoser reruns for you this week along with an ill-timed Sunday strip about going to Hawaii. It's not Chip's fault. The strip was probably made at least a month ago. #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/rancid-livideas-hawaiian-vacation.html

A week's worth of Born Loser for you. Brutus is still bad at his job, hopes writers and actors go back to work soon, and apparently went to Portland.

Also, Brutus and Gladys fight about money. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/08/the-great-portland-adventure-not-shown.html

I refuse to accept Gladys continuing to use a phrase that was created around the time this strip started and fell out of use in the 1970s. I have yet to even see her say it in the classic strips. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/07/saturdayquickie20230729.html

It's going to be a high of 90 today in Cleveland and that shirt Brutus chose to wear looks like it'd be hot.☀🥵

Brutus took Wilberforce so he could say "This is how you play good baseball. You just do the opposite of whatever you do on the field." #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/07/were-talkin-baseball.html

Veeblefester changed the name of the company to V and now Brutus has to change everything to this ⩔. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/07/muesday.html

Are they watching the TV too loud or something? Why is Brutus upset? They aren't even really doing anything "annoying". If it's because they're hogging your TV, go buy another TV. It's 2023, you should have more than one anyway. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/07/august-8th-to-be-exact.html

I find it hard to believe Veeblefester couldn't find someone else to golf with which makes me think he has money riding on this and knows he'll win because Brutus is, well, Brutus. #TheBornLoser #comics #comicstrips

http://www.tauycreek.com/2023/07/that-golf-cart-doesnt-have-shade.html