#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe NOT to tell #Santa where my parents keep the booze.
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...the elves are planning a revolt.
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...Santa can't do anything abour my weird & warped sense of humor. :blobxmas:
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...the reindeer left me a big present 💩 on the roof that should be cleaned off before it warms up
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...that Santa 🎅 really liked the whiskey and mary jane edible cookies!
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that I would not believe what the paternity test said who the father was!
[Thank you @AlexKintnersMom]
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that I need to be respectful ...
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Happy #Hanukkah, #Ḥănukkāh, #Chanukah, #Chanukkah, #Chanuka, #Chanakah #Kwanzaa
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that my sweater looked marvelous.
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that Santa now makes his Naughty Lists from PornHub playlists.
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe I can see my house from here!
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I used to fill in guest host a Christmas Day hashtag with Michelle, aka @StamishInc aka PB&J tags. I can't believe she's gone since August. I miss her every day. So share your memories if you knew her?
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Your cat is a destructive hell demon and your dog is way too horny.
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe If you put that pomegranate brandy into your coffee mug and use a candy cane for a stirrer no one is going to know.
#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe Dust your ceiling!!
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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe The Elf on the Shelf was hitting the Egg Nog when no one was looking
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“I really thought this tree couldn’t possibly be more gay, and here we are.” #TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe #HashtagGames
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“Apparently, you missed the day when they were handing out taste, huh?”
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“Enjoy it while you can. You’re so deep down the naughty list, I wouldn’t want to be near you when the Reckoning happens.”
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Jesus and Mary Magdelan were really a couple but religious leaders kept that hush hush for ‘purity’s sake’ #TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe #HashtagGames
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