My favorite Phô now costs 15 dollar
My only credit union pays only in cents
Poor Jerome's convinced he's only got a hammer
Hikes rates, pronounces nails our penance?

"Jerome" -- (defn) Recession, particularly of the self-inflicted kind.]
#smdh #theFedWearsBlackRobes too?
#MayDay was only the other day?
#GeeThanksJerome, please suh, we'll all have another