I'm perfect gammon age but

1. I'm brown
2. I got vaccinated against drifting right as I aged by #TheMilitantTendecy when I was 17.

So when I hear Tories and #gammons and #flagshaggers spouting #transphobic shite... I wonder how fucking old they are? Because they didn't grow up in the '30s, they probably grew up in the '70s and '80s.

Like everything Tory, it makes no fucking sense at all.