@iMike There's a corollary in the German Reinheitsgebot that states brats go with anything.
#ThemsTheRules

My cat: It’s nap time! This looks like a good place 😺 *shoves*

Me: Hey, I was sitting there! 😯

My cat: Sorry, I need the entire couch to stretch out 😼 #ThemsTheRules 🐾🐾

Me: 🤨

My cat: If you go in the kitchen, I’d love a snack. 😽

Me: 🤨

My Cat: Not getting any younger here. 👑😹

#OwnedByCat #CatWins 🐈‍⬛🐾🐾

In case you couldn't tell; today's my birthday so all I'm doing is jamming out to a playlist of music from when I was in high school and posting lyrics all day, and since it's my #birthday you have to boost them. 😘🎂 #themsTheRules

Just missed the coffee window by two minutes. So tea it is. #ThemsTheRules.

If you still look at #Twitter you are obligated to steal one tweet and post it here when you get back. #themstherules #Fediverse #MastodonDemographics

I'll listen to any band with a lead singer who wears a jean jacket on the album cover. #themsTheRules #americana #folk #country #rootsRock #music

When you're recovering from a cold plus a shingles shot, you get to have soda AND a kit-kat. #ThemsTheRules

When you're recovering from a cold plus a shingles shot, you get to have soda AND a kit-kat. #ThemsTheRules

@ryancrawcour @delphijunkie democracy rules that your are the monster. #ThemsTheRules