cseiler · @cs
435 followers · 9236 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org‘America Is The Greatest Country On Earth,’ Says Man Who Spends 6 Hours A Day Posting About How Every City Third World Hellhole
https://www.theonion.com/america-is-the-greatest-country-on-earth-says-man-wh-1850818582
MATAK79 · @MATAK79
208 followers · 3463 posts · Server stranger.social
Xan Gregg · @xangregg
213 followers · 126 posts · Server vis.social
This week's #DataIsPlural pointed to a collection of #TheOnion's American Voices content.
https://codywinchester.com/the-onion-american-voices/
The occupation field is an interesting challenge to represent graphically: 13000 unique occupations over 23000 quotes, and two of them are extremely common (must be an in joke).
Here are two bar charts with roughly the same area scale for the top 2 and next 3000.
Chris Merle · @clmerle
468 followers · 10187 posts · Server mstdn.social
Self-Driving Tesla Regurgitates Pedestrian To Feed Offspring
https://www.theonion.com/self-driving-tesla-regurgitates-pedestrian-to-feed-offs-1850797094
Ashwin Dixit · @ashwin
180 followers · 1899 posts · Server kolektiva.socialChristian Woman Calls Cops on Her Goth Neighbor, saying he might be the Anti-Christ and she doesn't feel safe around him!
Did you think this was a headline from #TheOnion ?
Actually, it's a #TrueStory
😈 😆
#theonion #truestory #religion #goth
MusiqueNow :newpride: · @MusiqueNow
802 followers · 21839 posts · Server todon.euhttps://www.theonion.com/leonard-bernstein-s-children-release-statement-confirmi-1850748304
#humour 🤣
#Maestro #BradleyCooper #film #TheOnion
Here's one way to confront stpuid #antisemitic stereotypes
#humour #maestro #bradleycooper #film #theonion #antisemitic
Petar Toushkov · @cellfourteen
260 followers · 829 posts · Server social.petertoushkov.eu
LD · @dougllio
9 followers · 127 posts · Server androiddev.social
Stable Genius Liberal · @StableGeniusLib
74 followers · 1229 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
It's amazing how much of anti trans sentiment comes down to an obsession with genitalia and a demand that other people show you their genitalia because you feel uncomfortable.
https://www.theonion.com/republican-presidential-candidates-undergo-mandatory-ge-1850664942
Petar Toushkov · @cellfourteen
256 followers · 763 posts · Server social.petertoushkov.eu
The Observations · @q_observations
129 followers · 149 posts · Server mstdn.socialFor a second there, I thought it was a post by The Onion.
“Cheese-Makers Track Their Parmesans By Embedding Edible, Blockchain-Enabled Microchips”
Benjamin Carr, Ph.D. 👨🏻💻🧬 · @BenjaminHCCarr
990 followers · 2543 posts · Server hachyderm.io
“#TheOnion” founder explains his strategy for sparking #creativity
Scott Dikkers discusses comedy, the creative process, and life lessons learned playing peekaboo. https://bigthink.com/the-learning-curve/the-onion-founder-strategies-sparking-creativity/
Luk · @Luk
321 followers · 6616 posts · Server mamot.fr
Oof, #theonion. “It is not our intention to have the people who create our content starve—that would be far too prolonged and painful. A simple shot to the back of the head would be much more preferable” https://www.theonion.com/softer-bob-iger-now-says-he-hopes-striking-creatives-di-1850725610
Cindy Weinstein · @CindyWeinstein
1119 followers · 2709 posts · Server zirk.us@JeffDanielswpg. Grotesque. The "news" and #TheOnion are increasingly difficult to distinguish from one another.
Mr.Trunk · @mrtrunk
7 followers · 12250 posts · Server dromedary.seedoubleyou.meTheOnion: The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Mike Pence https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-s-exclusive-interview-with-mike-pence-1850718431 #donaldtrump2016presidentialcampaign #americanpeopleofgermandescent #theheritagefoundation #humaninterest #jesuschrist #rondesantis #donaldtrump #mikepence #jkrowling #theonion #politics #samantha #miranda #michael
#donaldtrump2016presidentialcampaign #americanpeopleofgermandescent #theheritagefoundation #humaninterest #jesuschrist #rondesantis #donaldtrump #mikepence #jkrowling #theonion #politics #samantha #miranda #michael
Potung Thul · @potungthul
27 followers · 1054 posts · Server toot.io@openculture
Just wanted to say that The Onion is a parody paper. The headline is a joke. It's not real.
Yeah, I know, it kinda ruins the joke. But you KNOW someone out there is going to take this completely out of context.
Carlo Zottmann · @czottmann
862 followers · 3331 posts · Server norden.social
Thanks, Polygon!
> I’ll never forget the Ninja Turtles’ hyper-realistic CGI genitals and neither should you
https://www.polygon.com/23817746/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-cgi-genitals-onion
The embedded video is hilarious and this here entire post is your CW.
#tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #theonion
***Dave Hill · @three_star_dave
400 followers · 3467 posts · Server mstdn.socialGrifters gonna grift. (via #TheOnion
https://www.theonion.com/trump-campaign-worried-there-might-not-be-enough-indict-1850692369
steve dustcircle ⍻ · @dustcircle
313 followers · 10271 posts · Server masto.ai
#TheOnion founder reveals tips for boosting #creativity
https://bigthink.com/the-learning-curve/the-onion-founder-strategies-sparking-creativity/
Ursa · @UrsaAshBear
86 followers · 918 posts · Server mas.toI had to go validate that this is real, because this should be a goddamn #TheOnion headline.