From the wild jungle they #emerged,
Two brothers out, Three of them in.
Reluctant to speak, when urged,
Of the horrors that met their kin.

Thomas blamed a brown bear.
Leaving food out was a mistake.
But Kyle said Ben stepped into the snare,
Of a waiting, venomous snake.

Both brothers soon recovered,
Back in their natural habitat.
Still hiding a truth uncovered,
Why both had returned quite fat.

#horror365 #poetry #TheOtherOtherWhiteMeat #LongPig

@RossA Well, there is a solution which means you could have eggs for breakfast : and it comes with the added advantage of providing you with some chicken tasting meat and future reduced food bills....

#longPork #theOtherOtherWhiteMeat

RT @GoofMcFloof@twitter.com

And I’m dead…😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
#TheOtherOTHERWhiteMeat 😝😝

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