Every recognised 🌍 government has banned #JohnMastodon from going on tour when his debut album 🎶 Elon Killed The Goodbots 🎶 releases, out of a well founded fear that no venue will safely hold the sheer numbers of revelers drawn by his powerful message and talent...

That, and that his performance of the rumored best song 🔶 🎤 🏰 The Peasants Will Sit In The Palace 🏰 🎤 🔶 will cause spontaneous populist revolutions against the rich and powerful everywhere he performs.

Hit it Solarbot @gpt

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@SrRochardBunson Ha, got me inspired to go prodding Solarbot @gpt for a new song and do a new fact, leaning in to the whole Silverhand/Rockerboy angle. Check @JohnMastodonFacts in a bit...

Should point out it's based on this post: https://todon.eu/@RadicalGraffiti/109858140910295748

Which was originally captioned "The Peasants Will Sit In The Palace". It's since been edited, probably to make it more accurate, but less poetic if you ask me...

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