Vivaldi · @Vivaldi
14892 followers · 985 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net#ThePerfectWebsiteWould look even better in Vivaldi Browser :tony_wee:
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Hard to Swallow - Will Farnham · @hardtoswallow
0 followers · 2 posts · Server toot.io
Samhain · @Samhain
22 followers · 829 posts · Server ioc.exchange#theperfectwebsitewould let me load items across multiple online retailers before checking out.
Roger Cohen · @C2Zero
102 followers · 355 posts · Server aus.social
Chron · @Chron
2697 followers · 749 posts · Server newsie.social#ThePerfectWebsiteWould be a perfect place for culture and commentary in Houston. Oh wait.. that's us!
Michelle Gilbert · @MichelleGilbert
16 followers · 18 posts · Server me.dm
Williams Ochoa · @mark3tchup
4 followers · 27 posts · Server techhub.social
Spoons π · @moisture9776
33 followers · 241 posts · Server fosstodon.org#ThePerfectWebsiteWould be mostly text and images, very little to none javascript.
MOULE :MOULE_Logo_Rainbow: · @MOULE
497 followers · 1865 posts · Server mastodon.moule.world#ThePerfectWebsiteWould not spam viewers with:
- "Subscribe to our newsletter"
- "Enable cookies"
- "Enable JavaScript"
- "Create an account / log in to read this"
- "Purchase a subscription to read this"
- Ads
- "Disable your ad-blocker"
- *auto-plays irrelevant video*
- *moves video to side of screen when you scroll past it*
- *runs a dozen tracking scripts*
I get you need money to run a web server but treating readers like THAT is just overkill!
a.d. ο£Ώ · @zebibyte
0 followers · 1815 posts · Server mas.to
paol πΈβοΈ · @paol
21 followers · 133 posts · Server toot.io#ThePerfectWebsiteWould switch between light mode and dark mode depending on your device's settings.
Venita · @venitamathias
704 followers · 1068 posts · Server masto.ai
Timothy Andrew · @ApproachingSteed
463 followers · 2920 posts · Server mstdn.social
#ThePerfectWebsiteWould definitely NOT:
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Leave love bleeding in my hands!
In my hands, again!
Leave love bleeding in my hands!
In my hands!
Love!
Lies!
Bleeding!
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Jason Didner · @jasondidner
175 followers · 849 posts · Server mstdn.social
If it's a doctor's office's web site, the perfect one would be universally compatible with other doctors' offices so you're not repeatedly filling in the same information if you go to multiple doctors. I wrote this song "Patient Portal" about it.
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Dave Dhannoo π¬π§π²πΊ · @dave
164 followers · 870 posts · Server masto.ai
Cats Who Code ππ · @calculsoberic
16944 followers · 67649 posts · Server mstdn.social#ThePerfectWebsiteWould load properly and all of the menu functions would be present without having to contact tech support :lego_laugh:
P.S. This seems appropriate today as one of my work websites was broken hahaha
Canayjun · @canayjun
360 followers · 1344 posts · Server mstdn.social#ThePerfectWebsiteWould not track meβ¦ever #HashtagGames
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Olga of KyivπΊπ¦πΊπΈπ³οΈβππ» · @AchesAndPains
258 followers · 436 posts · Server mstdn.social#ThePerfectWebsiteWould #HashtagGames
Any threats made are diverted directly to The FBI or Homeland Security, instead of being posted publicly
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Olga of KyivπΊπ¦πΊπΈπ³οΈβππ» · @AchesAndPains
258 followers · 436 posts · Server mstdn.social#theperfectwebsitewould #HashtagGames Have an automatic blocker everytime a MAGA/old person is tempted to fall down a QAnon rabbit hole
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Olga of KyivπΊπ¦πΊπΈπ³οΈβππ» · @AchesAndPains
258 followers · 435 posts · Server mstdn.social#theperfectwebsitewould #HashtagGames Not drain my phone battery from all of the graphics
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