Hashtag #TheResistanceWillBeFederated makes a strong argument for "federated". THANKS!
Things may suck right now, but remember 2 things.
1. It will get better if we unite and fight fascism. #Antifa
2. It could always be worse. Herschel Walker was almost a US Senator for 6 years.
#antifa #theresistancewillbefederated
How did I never learn about the Nazi collaborators attempting to take over the USA before and during WW2?!?
Make Punching Nazis Cool Again
https://universeodon.com/@SrRochardBunson/109563944381411780
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#JohnMastodon is rumored to be on the brink of releasing his debut dance video to #TikTok
Known as the BeepWheel, analysts forecast the dance will generate over a trillion views and become a viral craze unlike any the world has ever seen.
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#JohnMastodon has an unblinking, all seeing third eye hidden underneath his beard.
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#JohnMastodon often officiates weddings amongst his followers, but always insists that all gathered must wear stone elephant masks, and all vows be taken in classical pachydermic...
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I get the need and motivation fie being against things. There's a shit ton if fascism and fuckery around. Let's assume that we smash fascism, What are you FOR?
What world would you like to build?
What are you doing to bring about that better world into existence? In your life. Your little bubble.
You can't fix the world, but you can fix YOUR world.
#mpnca #ttj #wwaf #game23 #theresistancewillbefederated
Last night #JohnMastodon reputedly tossed and turned, and muttered "Beware the Ides of Musk", until dawn...
When he finally awoke, he told his followers he'd had a vision that Elon will soon be slain by a group of his fellow billionaires upon the red carpet of a movie premiere, his last words "Et Tu Kanye".
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John Mastodon's blood can be used as rocket fuel.
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#JohnMastodon has no immune system...
He has a firewall instead.
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#JohnMastodon calls his fingers his "hand trunks" and his toes his "foot trunks".
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#JohnMastodon can smell semiconductors from a great distance away.
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Don't let the lack of a mask fool you, #JohnMastodon takes #covid very seriously.
It's just that his supernatural beard creates a natural protective layer the rest of us lack.
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John Mastodon's beard grows at a rate of five inches per day...
And has the material properties of ivory.
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Elon Musk was John Mastodon's imaginary friend growing up. 💭
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When #JohnMastodon finally defeats #ElonMusk, he intends to send him into exile...
On Mars :mars_photo: 🇲🇭 :space: 🛰️ 🚀
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#JohnMastodon is mostly vegan, but he eats a huge pizza topped with well done steak, bacon and pepperoni (all lab grown) every full moon to enhance his powers. 🌕 🍽️
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#JohnMastodon measures his nutritional intake in kilobytes rather than calories.
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