I'm finally on the last episode of #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager and it's gonna be a clip show? The fuck?

Still watching #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager at work and Adrian is being a jealous girlfriend again. After all these years, I had hoped that she would have matured by now.

Also, why did they make Ben a villain? He always had that "nice guy" assholeness, but this is soap opera level bad guy.

Anyway, I should probably work while watching this drivel. #LibraryLife #SpecialCollections

So did India Eisley and Molly Ringwald have other things going on in the later seasons of #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager? Because they're constantly doing things off camera. Like Ashley moved away completely and Anne is now tertiary character.

Jack miraculously being healed (if that's the case) and wanting to become a minister is not the angle I thought this series would play.

Yes, I'm watching #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager at work. #LibraryLife #SpecialCollections

"Please tell me Ben isn't involved in this somehow." – Sausage King upon reading a newspaper about a Christian football player (Jack) saving a teen from a life of prostitution. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Dylan is gonna pretend to see a Henry who will drop her off at Ben's so they can see each other against her father's will.

And there's a pregnant freshman.

We've come full circle. We're repeating the first season. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Leslie Jordan 😢 #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Fuck, Grace is such a whiner. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

What the fuck?! Ben and Alice?! #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Fuck, Amy is such a.... Ugh. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Tom is such a fucking narc. Also Grace using Jack just so she doesn't feel gay is annoying. These characters get worse and worse with each passing episode. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Also Dylan is the fucking worst. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Ok Grace and Adrian kissing was not on my list of things I knew would eventually happen. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Dylan suuuucks. But Ben choosing her over Alice makes him the worst. And Amy suuuucks. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

I hate Ben's new girlfriend. Spoiled, jealous private school girl who doesn't know how to take no for an answer. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Every time I think Amy is maturing, she throws a tantrum and reminds me just how much I hate her. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

What the exact fuck happened at that party?! Madison slept with Jesse. Griffin slept with.... I dunno. Jack slept with Grace's boyfriend's ex. Henry slept with Adrian.

Tangle webs weaved.

#TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

I can't get over how old Jesse looks old enough to be his gf's uncle. #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager

Holy. Fucking. Shit. That's. Christian Serratos! Fucking Rosita is on this show! #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager #TheWalkingDead

I'm not crying. You're crying. Shut up! #TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager