@dave @hkperrin @TheMediaWench @HistMatt #TheShortStory

💥Egregiously exhibitionist #Manatee-mating orgies and blubbering, white whiny terrorists-in-blue are both so 2023.👮🏼‍♂️💦

🍩👈👮🏼‍♂️“Please stop calling 911 on mating manatees, Florida cops beg.”
https://www.oregonlive.com/nation/2023/08/please-stop-calling-911-on-mating-manatees-florida-cops-beg.html