· @xpil
743 followers · 5636 posts · Server fosstodon.org"If Anakin and Padmé had used a condom, most of the Star Wars movies wouldn’t exist."
#starwars #theshowerthoughts #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
713 followers · 5567 posts · Server fosstodon.org"We say that is wrong to take children to LGBT support events as they are too young to make their own choices, yet taking them to church and christening them is considered a good thing."
#theshowerthoughts #isuckathashtags #choice
· @xpil
706 followers · 5521 posts · Server fosstodon.orgThe first person to be scientifically made to be immortal will probably be killed by religious extremists.
#oldbutgold #theshowerthoughts #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
689 followers · 5327 posts · Server fosstodon.org"Work is like a video game you play 40hrs a week. You go to a different world, you train your work character, collect exp, and try to level up to get more gold."
#theShowerThoughts #workLifeBalance #videoGames #iSuckAtHashtags
#theshowerthoughts #worklifebalance #videogames #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
680 followers · 5280 posts · Server fosstodon.orgIf someone made special scissors for cutting paper made of stone, they’d be rock paper scissors.
#theshowerthoughts #rock #paper #scissors #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
680 followers · 5280 posts · Server fosstodon.org"One day that will be the last day you have ever seen a goat. And you wont even know it."
#lifeCoach #muchWise #soDeep #aTootAboutGoats #iSuckAtHashtags #theShowerThoughts
#lifecoach #muchwise #soDeep #atootaboutgoats #isuckathashtags #theshowerthoughts
· @xpil
680 followers · 5280 posts · Server fosstodon.org"Mastering a skill is getting from the phase when you think you’re doing great but everyone else can see your mistakes to the point where you start to see your mistakes but everyone else thinks you’re doing great."
#theShowerThoughts #lifeCoach #likeANormalCoachButWithTheLifePrefix #iSuckAtHashtags #iReallyDo
#theshowerthoughts #lifecoach #likeanormalcoachbutwiththelifeprefix #isuckathashtags #ireallydo
· @xpil
605 followers · 4863 posts · Server fosstodon.org‘OK GOOGLE’ is not when Google starts listening, it is when it starts responding.
#theshowerthoughts #okgoogle #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
605 followers · 4863 posts · Server fosstodon.org"The Olympics are strange because the best-case scenario is that you get a circular piece of metal in exchange for wasting years of your life practicing a very specific and non-transferable skill."
#theshowerthoughts #olympics #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
605 followers · 4863 posts · Server fosstodon.org"We celebrate someone’s birthday by having them blow their germs all over a cake, then serving that to everyone around."
Humans are weird.
#theshowerthoughts #birthday #cake
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"If you study history far back enough it becomes biology, then geography and lastly physics."
#science #history #biology #geography #physics #theShowerThoughts #iSuckAtHashtags
#science #history #biology #geography #physics #theshowerthoughts #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"If there are capital letters, why aren’t there capital numbers. I want to be able to yell statistics at people!"
#theShowerThoughts #statistics #yelling #typography #iSuckAtHashtags
#theshowerthoughts #statistics #yelling #typography #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last as long for obese people."
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"Cleaning is like gambling. You might do okay for a while, but in the long run the house always wins."
#theShowerThoughts #tootAboutCleaning #withTooManyHashtags #iSuckAtHashtags
#theshowerthoughts #tootAboutCleaning #withTooManyHashtags #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"Cannibalism is the most environmentally friendly diet. For each person you eat you potentially reduce your carbon footprint by 100%."
#ecology #carbonNeutrality #lifeAdvice #diet #iSuckAtHashtags #theShowerThoughts
#ecology #carbonneutrality #lifeadvice #diet #isuckathashtags #theshowerthoughts
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"I hope when I die, that it’s early in the morning so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason."
#theShowerThoughts #theMeaningOfLife #death #work #iSuckAtHashtags
#theshowerthoughts #themeaningoflife #death #work #isuckathashtags
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead."
#learn #english #theshowerthoughts
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.org"As a kid your bed is in the corner of the room so you have more room for playing. As an adult your bed is in the center of the room for the exact same reason."
· @xpil
606 followers · 4864 posts · Server fosstodon.orgCD drive is named CD because A and B were already taken by floppy disk drives...
#theShowerThoughts #computers #storage #alphabet #iSuckAtHashtags
#theshowerthoughts #computers #storage #alphabet #isuckathashtags