JOAN: The monster isn't a monster, she's a mother. These are her babies. And you two are sworn to secretly to take care of them?
ARTHUR: Uh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
TINFOIL KEVIN: I'm acting more in a godfather capacity.
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ARTHUR: What does the VLM have to do with any of this?
DR. KARAMAZOV: It is a very long story. I was born in the factory town of Grot, on the Russian-Urmanian border.
ARTHUR: Excuse me. Do we have to start this far back?
KARAMAZOV: Yes.
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THE TICK: Well our first patrol was a bit of a bust, I'm afraid. Not one single wrongdoing being wrong-done.
ARTHUR: Yeah, I'm just glad we made it to the bank before they closed.
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THE TICK: Sounds like somebody would like a mission of their own.
DOT: What did you just say?
THE TICK: A mission. An important goal or purpose… in the service of a cause… possibly accompanied by a calling.
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ARTHUR: No, Tick. I do not think you're a robot.
THE TICK: Don't be so sure, chum. That Bakkup and I shared too many similarities to be sniffed at. We're both bluish, for example.
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OVERKILL: Dangerboat, how's that Uber coming?
DANGERBOAT: One minute away.
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The Tick (Season 2, 2019) - Fight for the right to dance!
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DOT: Seriously, Arthur, where do you find these people?
ARTHUR: Dark alleys. Work.
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DOT: Why is everything so black and white with you?
OVERKILL: My eyes are cybernetic. I can't change the settings.
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DR. KARAMAZOV: You've been followed!
THE TICK: Impossible, Dr. Babybody. We used the rooftops to leave our H.Q. There's no way they could have followed us.
ARTHUR: Tick, she bugged her card!
THE TICK: Blast their flat secrets.
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THE TICK: Listen friend. Guns aren't going to solve your problems.
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E. MORGAN PEARL: Guess what? Superian isn't perfect. Remember, this is the genius who told us for years that The Terror was dead. It turned out he was tricked. That's why we're finally seeing this unprecedented dip in his approval ratings.
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SUPERIAN (flying in the clouds): Look at you quivering, like a little boy, shivering. Why aren't you wondering why I am all the wonderful things I am?
E. MORGAN PEARL: (screaming)
SUPERIAN: You and I… could belong to each other.
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FLEXON (on Arthur nabbing Donny's sewage-covered shoe as a clue): Magic mud on the moccasin. That old chestnut. Good call.
ARTHUR: Thanks.
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THE TICK: Sweet mother of lobsters! Do you want to get sent to the lab? Think of your children.
LOBSTERCULES: Do not speak of them here!
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SEA CAPTAIN: Oh it was clearly the Mighty Sea-Man, King of the Briny Deep. In our rush to haul in that huge school of sturgeon, he accidentally got swept up. It was pretty embarrassing for all of us.
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THE TICK (sees Ty Rathbone): Hey, it's that bossy guy with the gas-cap heart.
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THE TICK: This put staying is a mental agony.
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THE TICK: Superheroes are people, too. We put our supersuits on one leg at a time. We look both ways before taking a mighty leap. If you prick us, some of us even bleed.
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ARTHUR (filling out AEGIS forms): And I am done. Ooh, how are you doing, Tick?
THE TICK: Ugh, this typographic typhoon has marooned my mind.
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