Reason to vote Tory 725: the newly created lucrative market in tomatoes eliminates the small boat problem in English Channel as smugglers diversify in response to market
forces. #TheTurnipParty

Reason to vote Tory 724: thanks to our nationwide reduction in dietary fibre you will never again have to worry about shortage of loo roll. #TheTurnipParty

Reason to vote Tory 723: admit it, you have dreamt of life without greens since you were a wee bairn #Turnip #TheTurnipParty