One of the good things about working in a department where most of my colleagues have young kids:

Kids are filthy animals that spread disease, which means there is peace and quiet in the department today, while many of my colleagues are at home peeing out their butts in a family setting 🙃

Do I feel guilty for feeling good about other people’s diarrhea? Yes. But I’m still enjoying the silence in the office 😉

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