@Bigthinkingcap Hey Thinking Cap, can I ask, why you do “#thinkingcap2” instead of just “#thinkingcap”?

@Alice @Bigthinkingcap

She evolves with grace,
In poetic dance and flow,
Always has been beige.

#thinkingcap

A government making drag queens and books illegal but promotes AR-15s ,a gun that has been used to slaughter our men,women and children,as the National Gun,
has no business being the government

A government making laws lowering the age of marriage, effectively raping children legally and forcing birth on women and rape victims,have no business being the government

Make some noise
And if anyone says you're overreacting,
get LOUDER

I refuse to be silent..to make you comfortable
#thinkingcap

taps on your head*

Hello? Is this thing on?

#thinkingcap

Hmm think I found the problem and it's not me.
Look.
It says right here in the table of content,
that you're missing your humorous bone.

#thinkingcap

Every one has varying reasons
why they suddenly awake at 3:57am..
But some of us know for a fact
It is the trolls
Living behind electric outlets
making shoes and shit.
That's right..I'm going there. Fucking trolls.

#thinkingcap

Cmere fat ass,I got your muffin man right er.

*new york flirting is hard*

#thinkingcap

Don't be silly. The coup is ongoing

#thinkingcap

But baby,this is the part where we all scream

#thinkingcap #lostconversations

F@%king, bullocks, bullshit, bloody twatwaffle, aresholes, mfers, blowhole, bellend, summabitch, feck, fanny, tinkleprick,
wanker, bellend ,naff, berk, bugger, jackarse, nincompoop

Okay

Weigh me now

What?

#thinkingcap

Sign*

Stand behind red line till called

M: scuse me, just a quick question

#thinkingcap

My Sunday morning walk of shame
#thinkingcap

Me:
After a successful rain dance
Damn straight
#thinkingcap

My Sicilian mother-in-law showing me her disdain for my act of breathing
#thinkingcap

Me: proudly, being "in" on a text message joke
#thinkingcap #autisticme #physicalcues

New York..
where you can say hey to Spiderman whilst walking your puppers.
#thinkingcap

Front desk rings up*

Me: Hello?

F: Your party has arrived. Should I send them up?

Me: Umm. Sure. Thanks.

Also me:

#thinkingcap

Well, think I found the problem and it's not me.
Look.
It says right here in the table of content,
that you're missing your humorous bone.

#thinkingcap

Idgf I will undo a toot I've re-tooted of yours and toot it again and again even if you have not tooted since 2020 gotta problem, slump?

#thinkingcap

A toast to the email lady,
whom by the way has never been indicted, once ..no make that three times
Cheers🍾

#thinkingcap #indictment