Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
416 followers · 463 posts · Server sunny.gardenObviously I'm tempted, but the last cookie of the pack is for the birds. I hate them.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
416 followers · 462 posts · Server sunny.gardenMy dog is zooming through my house at the speed of meme.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
417 followers · 461 posts · Server sunny.gardenYou can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
417 followers · 460 posts · Server sunny.gardenData driven joy is ironically the saddest phrase on the internet.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
417 followers · 458 posts · Server sunny.gardenThe other pillow in my bed is where my laptop sleeps.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
418 followers · 456 posts · Server sunny.gardenI used to want to live forever, and then I entered my forties.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
418 followers · 454 posts · Server sunny.gardenThe dog can sleep in my bed. The fleas can sleep in the dog bed. My house, my rules.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
419 followers · 453 posts · Server sunny.gardenPicking fruit, he toppled off the ladder. Now he's resting in peaches.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
419 followers · 452 posts · Server sunny.gardenI may be out of touch but you still seem to be a softie.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
419 followers · 452 posts · Server sunny.gardenI may be out of touch but you still seem to be a softy.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
420 followers · 451 posts · Server sunny.gardenI can see the observatory from space. They're looking the other way.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
420 followers · 450 posts · Server sunny.garden
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
420 followers · 449 posts · Server sunny.gardenThe first stain on a freshly cleaned floor opens the floodgates.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
419 followers · 448 posts · Server sunny.gardenOh, if you have a minute to spare, please rate my rating.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
421 followers · 446 posts · Server sunny.gardenI told her I was cultured and mastered many languages. She replied that html didn't count.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
421 followers · 445 posts · Server sunny.gardenGetting drunk on a Tuesday, like a famous writer. Toot!
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
421 followers · 441 posts · Server sunny.gardenYou and I were meant to be. No, not you. You.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
420 followers · 440 posts · Server sunny.gardenLet me talk to Putin. I'll bore him to death.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
420 followers · 439 posts · Server sunny.gardenStill looking forward to using the word 'metamorphosis' in a conversation. I expect it to be life altering.
Thinking Munk · @thinkingmunk
420 followers · 439 posts · Server sunny.gardenStill looking forward to use the word 'metamorphosis' in a conversation. I expect it to be life altering.