"Daddy, when the #Telephone first came out and was brand new, how did people know how to use it?"

"I think they had lessons for them."

"Oh... Did you take that class?"

"How old do you think I am!?"

#NoChristmasPresentsForYou #ThirdGrader

Advice from my #thirdgrader: "Pro Tip: Eat your #Reeses slow so that you feel the peanut butter."