I've reached an age where I have to not "overdo it". I hate it, but there are two things worse

1. Overdoing it

2. Not reaching this age

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Paula Kirman · @apaulagetics
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My wife: ...and we sent them a video recording of...how long were video recordings? 90 minutes?

My brain: ....

My mouth: 6 hours. Or 4 or 2, depending on the recording speed/quality you chose.

My brain: Oh yeah, that's right!

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Adam Korengold · @AdamKorengold
233 followers · 1415 posts · Server mastodon.social

Starting my workout so that I can get the toxins from my at lunch out of my system in time to have a glass of Prosecco at midnight…

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