News. 😡
Remember that old adage about nutters wanting to know what famous people had for breakfast?
#STFU #ThisIsntNews
Independent: "Michelle Obama reveals the breakfast she ate every day ‘for most of her life’
‘I was kind of a picky eater,’ says former first lady"
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Flife-style%2Ffood-and-drink%2Fmichelle-obama-diet-breakfast-food-b2394789.html

Front page news in tomorrow's Telegraph - what enquiring minds *really* want to know:
"Gamekeepers' shoot season shot to pieces" 🎻
"Which Ashes are which stumps pundits"
Because men and women are notoriously difficult to tell apart. If you're a fucking misogynist.
#ThisIsntNews
https://www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk/

I am heartily sick of finding stories like this reported anywhere except in the TV section of newspapers.
🤬 #ThisIsntNews
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/19/kendall-roy-penthouse-succession-apartment-listing

Brace yourselves for a stunning revelation from the Telegraph: the secret to summer dressing is ... wearing fewer clothes. 😐🙄
#ThisIsntNews

OK look, can we all just agree that if some nonsense "zeitgeist" thing goes viral, then everyone who gives a shit has already heard about it, so it doesn't require an article in a national newspaper? An espresso martini with parmesan has gone viral - stop the fucking presses.
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/apr/10/tim-dowling-tries-cheese-cocktails-like-a-food-waste-sack-the-night-before-bin-day
#FFS #PeakGuardian #ThisIsntNews #LoadOfOldToss #IDontCare

I'm so sick of Paltrow's trial being treated as headline news. The only headline I want to see about her is that she's been arrested for promoting eating disorders and spreading misinformation about all her money-making woo shit.
#ThisIsntNews #Garbage #FFS