David D. Levine · @daviddlevine
715 followers · 1845 posts · Server wandering.shopMe: [rides roller coaster]
Apple Watch: "Looks like you've been in a car crash! Are you okay?"
Me: [orgasms loudly]
Apple Watch: "It's really noisy here! You should protect your hearing!"
Me: "You don't want me to have any fun at all, do you?"
Wayne Werner · @ketmorco
352 followers · 3545 posts · Server fosstodon.orgI can tell that we're ready for Skynet.
Me: Alexa, play some heavy metal
Alexa: Enjoy this Superman, by Three Doors Down
Me: wat
Alexa: Also, have some Century, by Fall Out Boy
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Singing Punster Cyclist 📷 · @mrbenji
397 followers · 323 posts · Server sfba.social
Mitch Jackson · @mitchjackson
2 followers · 14 posts · Server hachyderm.io
Here's my new post about courts holding hearings and trials in the metaverse. Please give it a read and let me know what you think. The future or fantasy? ⚖️ https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/metaverse-courtrooms-mitch-jackson-esq-/?published=t&trackingId=EOVkCDQ%2FTkKo95LG6eE5rw%3D%3D #thisreallyhappened
Singing Punster Cyclist 📷 · @mrbenji
374 followers · 262 posts · Server sfba.social
This summer we visited the Village of Elbow in Saskatchewan, Canada.
My youngest gets the pun crown for Elbow: "I wonder if this town had only one founder, or if it was a joint effort." 😂 So proud.
My inferior pun: "I hear the mayor had to resign... turns out he was crooked."
Elbow has under 400 census residents, like the Village of Eyebrow I puntificated about here: https://sfba.social/@mrbenji/109532956813125870
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Singing Punster Cyclist 📷 · @mrbenji
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There’s a village (population ~135) named “Eyebrow” in Saskatchewan, Canada.
As we approached it on Hwy 42, I quipped that if it were wiped out by a tornado, the next day's headlines would probably read: "Eyebrow Razed!"
I also mused that when the fields surrounding the village are all prepped for planting, the community bulletin board probably announces: "Eyebrow's Furrowed." 😉
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Singing Punster Cyclist 📷 · @mrbenji
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I'm also pretty sure that when the fields surrounding the village are all prepped for planting, the local newsletter announces "Eyebrow's Furrowed." 😉
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Singing Punster Cyclist 📷 · @mrbenji
316 followers · 217 posts · Server sfba.social
An unreasonable sign in the break room... if one intentionally misinterprets it, as I'm prone to do. (smirk)
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