Archimage · @SergKoren
221 followers · 6892 posts · Server writing.exchange“She cheated on her husband with other men, women, and Monopoly.”
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Archimage · @SergKoren
222 followers · 6871 posts · Server writing.exchange“Life is your fault.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
225 followers · 6818 posts · Server writing.exchange
Archimage · @SergKoren
225 followers · 6814 posts · Server writing.exchange“Back in ancient times, people used amphoras to amp themselves up.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
224 followers · 6795 posts · Server writing.exchange“Life is difficult. If it were easy everyone would be doing it.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
224 followers · 6763 posts · Server writing.exchange“Empty beers don’t count.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
224 followers · 6760 posts · Server writing.exchange“If the good die young, then the bad must die old and rich.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
223 followers · 6742 posts · Server writing.exchange“He finished school and could hold his own. He was a graduated cylinder.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
224 followers · 6649 posts · Server writing.exchange
Archimage · @SergKoren
224 followers · 6648 posts · Server writing.exchange“He was a fool. Which isn’t to say he was foolish. His mistakes were deliberate and well-planned. But to everyone he was accident prone—or worse, an idiot. But his plan was to bring Murphy to task.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
225 followers · 6633 posts · Server writing.exchange“His mental state was like Idaho.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
225 followers · 6626 posts · Server writing.exchange“Just because all the clocks are running backward, it doesn’t mean you’re getting younger. It just means you’re insane.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
225 followers · 6625 posts · Server writing.exchange“The smartest people have problems with the simplest of things.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
221 followers · 6578 posts · Server writing.exchange“He danced with abandon, which left him alone.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
221 followers · 6578 posts · Server writing.exchange“Her nose was so small and petite that it bordered on an innie.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
221 followers · 6576 posts · Server writing.exchange“He ran as fast as his legs could carry him. After all, he was lazy and couldn’t pull his own weight.’
Archimage · @SergKoren
221 followers · 6546 posts · Server writing.exchange“Are you watching cable?”
“No, I’m subscribed to this screaming channel.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
219 followers · 6488 posts · Server writing.exchange“The giant panda was adorable in how it ripped the face off the person who dared trespass.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
219 followers · 6485 posts · Server writing.exchange“I refuse to marry you on the grounds you may incriminate me.”
Archimage · @SergKoren
219 followers · 6448 posts · Server writing.exchange“Her feet were so flat, the flat-earthers prayed to them.”