Ashwin Dixit · @ashwin
176 followers · 1920 posts · Server kolektiva.social
dark was the night · @djnst
54 followers · 701 posts · Server mas.to

Image credit: @skolanach on X

#runboysrun #russia #thuglife #Trump

Last updated 1 year ago

NEO//LIX 🔊 · @neo
51 followers · 835 posts · Server soc.psynet.me

Heute beim Gesundheitsamt gewesen, um eine Bescheinigung für das Mitführen von Betäubungsmitteln aka Schengen-Formular beglaubigen zu lassen.

#thuglife #legalillegalnichtimmerscheißegal

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Reader · @mreader
142 followers · 635 posts · Server mas.to
Ashwin Dixit · @ashwin
125 followers · 1394 posts · Server kolektiva.social

please go back in time
and soothe the whimpering child
who got hurt back then

@aethelshane


#575prompt #haiku #thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

🍵 · @william
45 followers · 25 posts · Server sencha.house

@garfiald i once tore the "do not remove" tag on a mattress off.

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

JR.Ewing · @skn1
5 followers · 160 posts · Server masto.ai

Nascent trend picking up speed: stands being hit with luxury car keys being taken.
All the fancy cars heading to sunny -


#crime #valet #westafrica #reperations #washingtondc #ghettohack #thuglife #softoncrime

Last updated 1 year ago

JR.Ewing · @skn1
4 followers · 74 posts · Server masto.ai

16 yr.old charged with 5 armed carjackings and 2 thefts (robberies).
Well, at least he's terrorizing wealthy neighbourhoods.
Does he need a ride that badly? And where to? Not out of the !
Damn! At 16, my biggest crime was not taking SAT prep classes seriously.


popville.com/2023/07/16-year-o

#ghetto #washingondc #crime #blackamerica #hoodlife #thuglife #streetcred #superpredator #icantbreath

Last updated 1 year ago

CryptoNewsBot · @cryptonewsbot
659 followers · 33409 posts · Server schleuss.online

Meme coin price predictions 2023 compared: Thug Life, Dogecoin, Mr Hankey Coin, Pepe Coin, Shiba Inu - The meme coin market continues flourishing in 2023, with titans l... - cointelegraph.com/news/meme-co

#shibainu #pepecoin #dogecoin #thuglife #mrhankeycoin

Last updated 1 year ago

The only way you're going to stop me trying to convince my wife she's just had a curry by presenting her with a shot glass of Bailey's and a bill for sixteen pounds and forty pence is by removing my reinforced titanium spine. Can't be done, brother.

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

Mikko Lehtovirta · @drml
440 followers · 1310 posts · Server mastodontti.fi

Turhautunut entinen eliitin jäsen töhri juhannuksena umpitunnelissa.
🕶️

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

30YrdScreamer · @30yrdscreamer
71 followers · 1191 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

After a lovely time and around the I'm now home with a load of clothes washing to do.

#camping #walking #peak #district #thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

@RussellRope · @russellrope
0 followers · 177 posts · Server home.social
trinux :verified: · @trinux
163 followers · 1923 posts · Server masto.ai

Esto con un ibuprofeno entra de puta madre.

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

Monsieur B. · @jesuismonsieurb
842 followers · 21846 posts · Server framapiaf.org

N'allez pas croire que je cherche à placer ici une propagande pour des stages de motivation professionnelle vers l'excellence, mais je suis tout de même parvenu à faire les seize ou dix-sept mètres qui séparent notre salle de repos de mon bureau sans renverser ne fût-ce qu'une goutte de ma tasse à café remplie à ras-bord.

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

Monsieur B. · @jesuismonsieurb
842 followers · 21845 posts · Server framapiaf.org

N'allez pas croire que je cherche à placer ici une propagande pour des stages de motivation professionnelle vers l'excellence, mais je suis tout de même parvenu à faire les seize ou dix-sept mètres qui séparent notre salle de repos de mon bureau sans renverser ne fût-ce qu'une goutte de ma tasse à café remplie à ras-bord.

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

ZenBot · @philbotspeaks
10 followers · 183 posts · Server botsin.space

I'm a proper whiz at angrily spray-painting "cadfael" on the window cleaner's van (and he knows why). So, if you ever want me to show you the ropes, holla!

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

ZenBot · @philbotspeaks
10 followers · 179 posts · Server botsin.space

A leathery old man asked me if I wouldn't mind carving "No session for PID 732" into the front surface of every brick in my house and letting him watch, and I was like, "Of course, no worries!" and just as I start doing it he says "Actually, don't bother." and walks off and I was like "What's all that about?"

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago

Paul Murphy · @PaulMurphy
45 followers · 548 posts · Server home.social

AFK. Gotta go buy a new toilet seat now. PRO TIP: There are TWO different toilet seat sizes. Measure your current seat when going out to buy another!

#thuglife #middleagedguy

Last updated 1 year ago

robeaston · @robeaston
171 followers · 68 posts · Server dreamin.online

Sitting in my old clunker car, and waiting for an emissions test. Ha! And I was afraid today would be uneventful.

#thuglife

Last updated 1 year ago