Via #TimVine @realtimvine

One of my favourite photos of #KatherineHepburn at her home. (Documentary about to start on Sky Arts.)

#TimVine #Tennis #Wimbledon @tennis

At least the umpires aren't on their hands and knees looking at a smudge in the clay made by the ball to give a ruling I guess...

Via Tim Vine @realtimvine

The challenging calls system in tennis is a bit odd. If they have a computer that can tell whether a ball is in or out why doesn’t the umpire get told immediately on a little screen and award the point accordingly.

#Soccer #TimVine #ManchesterCity

Via Tim Vine @realtimvine

“Manchester City have been a juggernaut in every sense of the word”. Presumably except the sense of the word that means a literal articulated lorry.

The environmental problems caused by origami are threefold.

#joke. #TimVine rework.

I'd forgotten how great S6 #Taskmaster was until the reruns last week.

Now that S7 credits play after that, those seem so much more louder & chaotic, or less pleasing or good.

Plus I have to sit through J. Acaster with this season, however much fine otherwise in general.

Liza Tarbuck + #TimVine were pleasing or kind of liked in S6, Vine much more this time around than whenever the season first ran here this past year. Alice L. > Jessica K. feels just now, too.

I forgot Greg's 🐸 tho. 😳

#Humor

#TimVine @RealTimVine
A bit of eye candy.

#TimVine #Humor

Per Tim Vine @RealTimVine
54s
Plastic Elvis and Sam Smith. Never seen in the same room together.

#Humor #Jokes #TimVine

Keilidh Whyte @jestar99
Aug 20, 2020

Memories of Edinburgh Fringe 2014.

@RealTimVine’s winning joke. Still a favourite 😁

"I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down." — Tim Vine — — — #TimVine #quote #quotes #joke #humor #humorous #funny #book #reading

Crime in multi-storey car parks... that's just wrong on so many levels
#dadjokes #timvine