A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: If it works, no need to reinvent the wheel.

Murderer escaped prison using the same method another escapee did months ago: Officials lawandcrime.com/crime/murderer

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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does not condone cheating on your significant other. But if you do, make sure the objects of affection live in different cities and never shall they ever meet.

>Wife of Maryland cop caught with another woman in now-viral video tells his mistress to ‘rot in hell bitch’ nypost.com/2023/09/06/wife-of-

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Again, DO NOT put evidence of your crimes nor flaunt them on . More so if you happen to have unique tattoos that will identify you right away.

>Florida man arrested after flaunting stolen Mercedes online following ‘rash’ of car break-ins: deputies nypost.com/2023/09/04/florida-

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Getting a designated driver if you are too drunk to drive is good. Letting your 10 year old kid be said drive, not good.

Nominee for

Arizona 10-year-old caught speeding in car as father sat in the passenger seat: police nypost.com/2023/09/04/10-year-

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Don't be like this dumb fuck. DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK.

>Alleged drunk driver arrested after unwittingly calling 911 on himself ‘like a dumb f–k’
nypost.com/2023/09/01/video-sh

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Someone seriously needs to keep an eye on these two evil monsters. A decade or so from now they will be "stars" of a mass shooting or serial killers. Then people will say, "but they seemed such nice neighbors."

>Pair who filmed themselves torturing raccoon with sword, garden rake, and hammer until the animal died in ‘extreme physical pain’ – and shared the video – get short stays in jail
lawandcrime.com/crime/pair-who

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: What adults do consensually is their business. Not judging on the incest, but for fuck's sake, keep the minors out of it.

Florida siblings filmed themselves engaging in ‘consensual sex’ lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: If you are caught and want to go in a blaze of glory, you spill the gasoline on you THEN light the match. You DON"T chug the gasoline.

WATCH: Burglary suspect starts chugging ‘gasoline out of the container’ when confronted by police lawandcrime.com/crime/watch-bu

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: If you are driving, FFS make sure your tags, license, etc. are not expired. Don't get pulled over for an unexpired inspection sticker or such.

High school nurse arrested in campus parking lot of first day of class for cocaine, meth, other drugs lawandcrime.com/crime/high-sch

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Without kink shaming, but if you are a Dominant wanting your sub to do a crime, at least make sure they are competent not to get caught nor snitch on you.

>Dominatrix sentenced after ordering sub to attack boyfriend with hammer, killing him: ‘I will be your slave for life’ nypost.com/2023/08/22/man-kill

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: If you are a Civil War fan who writes the war “clearly celebrates the war to keep African-Americans in chains...” blaming your terrorism on antifa ain't gonna fly.

>Civil War reenactor sentenced after planting pipe bomb and blaming it on antifa lawandcrime.com/crime/civil-wa

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: If you escape from police custody, FFS do not speak to reporters nor walk anywhere near them.

‘He gave me his name’: News crew spots escaped inmate right after police left the area lawandcrime.com/crime/he-gave-

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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. For fuck's sake, don't be a pedophile. Also, whatever your crime, DO NOT keep a diary documenting it.

(Spanish language news. Brazilian pedophile Catholic priests kept diaries).

12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2F

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: If you are a crook and/or have warrants for your arrest, DO NOT apply for a job with the police, even if in a different state.

Wanted Georgia man arrested after applying for job at Arkansas police department nypost.com/2023/08/17/wanted-g

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Calling in your job if you can't make it is thoughtful. However, calling in to confess your crime, not so much.

‘I just shot my wife. I won’t be in tomorrow’: Judge charged with murder allegedly texts confession to killing wife lawandcrime.com/crime/i-just-s

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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. We can't even. DO NOT sexually abuse your pets. And again, make sure there are no cameras around.

Woman charged with performing sex act on her dog after ex-boyfriend finds disturbing footage: ‘She is heard saying good boy’ nypost.com/2023/08/10/woman-ch

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: No, soda pop of any brand will NOT erase DNA evidence. Leaving your cell phone at the scene of a crime is not helpful either.

Woman allegedly beat and stabbed elderly roommate to death, then poured Diet Mountain Dew ‘all over her body and hair’ to try and prevent police from getting DNA sample lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-al

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Don't go vandalizing, burglarizing, etc. the house of the deities. You don't want that bad vibe. And no, don't baptize yourself.

Side note: Meth was involved.

Thief vandalizes Fla. church, causing $8K in damages — then baptizes himself in sanctuary pool: cops nypost.com/2023/08/08/thief-va

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Taking breaks while working is good, but do focus when doing the crime. Avoid distractions like the cute friendly doggo in the house you are robbing.

Burglar takes break from robbing home to cozy up with overly friendly family dog: ‘I love you, too’ nypost.com/2023/08/07/burglar-

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A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
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: Oh, FFS, don't use your small children as drug mules. BTW, getting caught while driving to a hearing to get custody of the kid you're using as your drug mule, damn!

Drug trafficking mom caught ‘hiding’ $30,000 worth of drugs on her children: Prosecutor lawandcrime.com/crime/drug-tra

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