Saupreiss #Präparat500 · @Saupreiss
436 followers · 6580 posts · Server pfalz.social

@Ursuursulala Ich werde nie die Bahnfahrt vergessen, in der meine Sitznachbarin ihrem Freund telefonisch das Ende ihrer Beziehung verkündete und insbesondere die Frage „warum er und nicht ich“ in epischer Breite und mit sehr viel beantwortete.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Saupreiss #Präparat500 · @Saupreiss
434 followers · 6514 posts · Server pfalz.social

@Garfield Du, ich WILL das gar nicht erfahren...

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Last updated 1 year ago

Loading... · @An0n
116 followers · 2852 posts · Server metalhead.club

All gas, no pass.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Conspiracy-addled GenX'er · @Viking
633 followers · 2927 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

I just had coffee, and yesterday's ghost pepper sauce is telling me not to eat so spicy food, as it is leaving my body.

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Last updated 1 year ago

Dave is standing in his bedroom, wearing only a pair of misshapen briefs that don't quite fit his junk. He's holding his phone in both hands, in landscape mode, and with the screen facing away. The stage is set. Time for Dave's one spoken line. "Good Morning, Fediverse"!!!

#today #tmi #gay #gaymastodon

Last updated 1 year ago

Loading... · @An0n
110 followers · 2683 posts · Server metalhead.club

Today is a we-need-two-bathrooms kind of day.

#tmi

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Loading... · @An0n
108 followers · 2622 posts · Server metalhead.club

There's a storm a-brewin' down there...I can feel it.

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· @joriste
280 followers · 297 posts · Server fnordon.de

@Buddenbohm der Wille ist da. Es passiert zu viel Unbloggbares und

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· @joriste
279 followers · 291 posts · Server fnordon.de

mir sollte vermutlich einfach jemand sagen „Schluss jetzt. Du kannst Dich natürlich trauen, aber eigentlich weißt Du selbst es geht Dir zu schlecht für Urlaub am Meer mit 7 Stunden Fahrt.“ (wer sagts den Kindern)

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Last updated 1 year ago

Pippa :deadinside: · @pippa
567 followers · 13462 posts · Server famichiki.jp

@FlockOfCats we don’t have any grownup snacks in the house so i have been making cups of tea/coffee when i feel the snack urge instead and now i’m just a nonstop river of pee 😭

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Last updated 1 year ago

쉼표 · @yij5433
36 followers · 1360 posts · Server twingyeo.kr

루브르 박물관 관광객 좐나 많아서 6개월 전에 예약해야한대 현지인들이 오지말라고 뉴스 나옴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Last updated 1 year ago

쉼표 · @yij5433
36 followers · 1313 posts · Server twingyeo.kr

푸른유령바딧불이 예쁘다.....
긴팔흰손원숭이는 새벽에 일어나서 부부의 유대감을 상징하는 세레나데를 부름

#tmi

Last updated 1 year ago

tashunka witko · @chanthahca
119 followers · 101 posts · Server oslo.town

Hőhullám és hőhullám () és még a sütő is megy!

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Andres Salomon · @Andres4NY
724 followers · 5209 posts · Server social.ridetrans.it

It's so funny to me when I flush the toilet and not one, but *two* run over to watch the magic water swirling in the bowl.

We have one of those slowly closing lids, so they have to be quick in order to stick their head under the lid before it closes.

#cats #tmi #weirdocats

Last updated 1 year ago

Aliide · @aliide
1427 followers · 258 posts · Server mstdn.social

Excuse the tmi but I was being sick for a large part of the night and my partner isn't letting me work today. Any suggestions for things to do from bed? I'm not crafty (don't knit etc) and can't play any further in Rain Code without him ... it's getting kinda dull. Reading is the obvious choice but struggling with that a bit too, so open to other ideas! #😖

#bored #sad #raincode #sickDay #tmi

Last updated 1 year ago

​:np_3136:​HABIN · @Habin
69 followers · 5342 posts · Server mst.canor.kr

갠적으로 포켓몬은
:poke_574: 얘나 :poke_092: 를 좋아하는 편입니다....

#tmi

Last updated 1 year ago

Sylvia Solanas · @SylviaSolanas
373 followers · 1991 posts · Server mast.eu.org

about to wax my legs while listening to @WFMU

#sunday #tmi

Last updated 1 year ago

제 아이디가 스노우화이트헤어 인 이유는요
제 머리카락이 언제부턴가 원인불명으로 한가닥씩 머리 끝부터 하얗게 되어가고 있어서입니다

#tmi #아무도_안궁금했겠지만

Last updated 1 year ago

@jamieh15 bloated af

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HFtoUHF · @hftouhf
85 followers · 247 posts · Server mastodon.radio

I don't believe I've ever been constipatated in my life until now. Gosh it's uncomfortable and at times excrutiating!

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Last updated 1 year ago