✂️ #Tennessee Holler is stuck in "Stage One," y'all.

Somebody who's know em, please—get their attention and tell them it's over. O-ver.

Love my holler people—we're kin, but it's time to move on.

#Twitter #TNPol #Journalism #GoodPeople

An Islamophobic lunatic wants his flock to kill.

I hope the @FBI is watching this nut. And that most Christians are as disgusted by this as I am.

MAGA pastor: Christians need people who are ‘willing to strap bombs to their chest’

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/born-in-blood-maga-pastor-kent-christmas-delivers-a-shocking-sermon/

#Muslims #religion #fanaticism #extremism #violence #RightWingTerrorism #stochasticterrorism #terrorism #terrorists #RightWingViolence #2A #church #tnpol #politics #ChristianNationalism

#USPol #TNPol #USAirNationalGuard

When he spoke to the obvious FBI agent/prospective hitman hirer, he allegedly told the agent that he was interested in the murder for hire gig because, quote, "being in the military, doing that sort of work already. I was looking into civilian law enforcement (!!!), but that's not for me (AKA he failed the psych eval?). I wanted to do something more exciting."

So much for doing it for his family. Besides, who the fuck commits a major felony for 5 grand!?

At the meeting with the FBI agent, he accepted a $2500 down payment. His only question was if he needed to take a picture of the corpse to get paid the rest.

Now, this might shock you, but he was found to possess an AR-15.

Since being converted into a parody site in 2008, it has led to at LEAST 30 arrests of violent psychos dumb enough to send a resume for a hitman job listing on the internet. Or violent psychos dumb enough to ask for their help in finding a hitman.

#USPol #TNPol #USAirNationalGuard

So, our barely sentient idiot responded to a request for a hitman on an obvious parody site. Which, I'm sure will shock you, turned out poorly for the moron in question.

However, based on how psychotic he clearly is, it might be the best possible thing to happen to his family.

But, not to be deterred by objective reality or critical thinking, he met his potential employer/obvious FBI agent in person to discuss the job. Apparently, uploading his personal identification and murder for hire resume to a website didn't tip him off to it not being real.

His resume claims he is an "Expert Marksman" and that he had earned the nickname "Reaper" in the TN Air National Guard. Again, I am also the Queen of England.

URL to article here, more funny to follow:

https://www.biography.com/legal-figures/a43532317/justice-clarence-thomas-scandals-and-controversies

#USPol #TNPol #USAirNationalGuard

Today, in "what the fuck is going on with the air national guard?!"

21 year old Tennessee Air National Guardsman, Josiah Ernesto Garcia, was apparently looking for work as a contract killer.

So, when he came across www.rentahitman.com, he jumped at the opportunity to...apply for the job by sending his personal identification documents and a fucking resume to become a hitman.

Go to that website to see how fucking dumb one must be to take it seriously. It's a parody website that references the "Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964" in the popup warning users of its Cookies policy.

It has testimonials from satisfied customers.

It has career profiles for Alec Baldwin and Kyle Shittenhouse.

And this 21 year old, barely sentient moron whom our nation has trusted with weapons, decided it would be a great way to earn extra money for his family. Yeah, sure, and I'm the Queen of England, lol.

https://rentahitman.com

#USPol #TNPol #GunNuts

Walgreens employee shoots pregnant shoplifting suspect, causing emergency C-Section.

Floriduh decides that you can be executed by a 2/3 majority vote of a jury instead of unanimous, like everywhere else in this country.

Enjoy your pro "life" shitholes, America :)

WATCH: Shelby County Commission reinstates Justin Pearson to Tennessee House

"None of this is easy, especially in a state so heavily gerrymandered and so anti-democratic as Tennessee, but our ancestors faced worse and they prevailed. So will we, as long as we stay in the streets, in the halls of power and in the front of the chamber–together." - Justin Pearce

https://www.actionnews5.com/2023/04/12/shelby-co-commission-set-possibly-reinstate-justin-j-pearson/

#tnpol #memphis #nashville #justice #justins #nojusticenopeace

Hell yeah! #JustinPearson reinstated!
#TNPol
https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/news/politics/2023/04/12/justin-pearson-reappointed-to-tennessee-legislature-by-shelby-county-commissioners/70099891007/

"When I covered the Tennessee Capitol from 2018 to 2021, the family-values espousing Republican House speaker had to explain why his text message trail included discussions of pole-dancing women and his chief of staff’s sexual encounters in the bathroom of a hot chicken restaurant."

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/04/08/tennessee-descent-statehouse-mag-00091090

#TennesseeThree #TNPol #Tennessee #Politico

> When I covered the Tennessee Capitol from 2018 to 2021, the family-values espousing Republican House speaker had to explain why his text message trail included discussions of pole-dancing women and his chief of staff’s sexual encounters in the bathroom of a hot chicken restaurant.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/04/08/tennessee-descent-statehouse-mag-00091090

#TennesseeThree #TNPol #Tennessee #Politico

In 1902 the US Senate considered suspending two senators from South Carolina for fighting. One argued it would be unfair to deprive South Carolina of her representation. Instead they were censured. In Tennessee this week two Representatives were expelled for disruption. Interesting contrast. #politics #hypocrisy #Tennessee3 #Tennessee #TNPol #USPol

#Tennessee3 #TNPol #USPol

"Representatives, please! You can't represent your constituents here, this is the Tennessee House of Representatives!"

I gotta say, Rep. Justin J. Pearson, member of the TN House for less than 2 weeks and about to be expelled, is pretty fucking amazing.

#USpol #TNpol

📺 LIVE eyes on the #TN Legislature via #WSMV. #TheTennesseeThree will maybe probably be removed by the #fascist #GOP majority in the House today. Protestors have massed at the State Capitol, and you can hear them in the background as lawmakers conduct business.

#Tennessee #TNPol #Nashville #SOS #democracy

https://www.wsmv.com/2023/04/06/live-protests-state-capitol-tennessee-three/

So TN Lt Gov McNally really likes twinks and GNC queers. Like really, really likes them. An old catholic man who religiously follows queer lewd accounts on insta. Nbd. Let him have his fun.

It's not like he's also actively involved in an unprecedented wave of anti-queer legislation, right? Well, at least he's not pushing an agenda about queers being predatory or 'corrupting the youth', right?

Oh, wait. :blobcatdance:

#RandyMcNally #Tennessee #TNPol #uspol

✂️ "The #Liberal #Redneck" #TraeCrowder is not an act. He's from #Tennessee. And they was poor. Momma was on pills. Legit.

Monday's rant was about the #DragBan (aka #TransBan) in his home state. If you've never met Trae—he knows *exactly what's up, calls it out and takes zero prisoners. Trae hates #hypocrisy.

"A guy in a dress must be kidding; a gay in a dress must be stopped."

#commentary #comedy #trans #hate #bigotry #fear #nathanbedfordforestville #TNPol #BillLee https://youtu.be/qw9d9eFZ9jk