JackieM · @Jackiemauro
230 followers · 726 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Practicing with my and whenever I ask him what he thinks would make someone feel better he always suggests food.

Honestly he hasn’t missed once. Spot on. I’m killing it on the front I think.

#empathy #toddler #parenting #toddlermom #parenthood

Last updated 1 year ago

Relle · @ElRelle
111 followers · 778 posts · Server mstdn.social

Few weeks into age 2, and by George, we have a successful poo. 9/10 potties went in the toilet.
Woo-hoo!

#pottytraining #toddlermom #toddler #toddlerlife

Last updated 1 year ago

Eve · @eveofeverything
8 followers · 48 posts · Server mastodon.au

How would you respond to a 3 year old asking 'What is the sun doing?'

The only answer I could come up with was 'converting Hydrogen into Helium.'

#toddlermom #toddlerquestions

Last updated 1 year ago

Krista Walsh · @kristawalshauthor
28 followers · 89 posts · Server mastodonbooks.net

Sitting in the car waiting for hubs to come back, and my 2yo is reading letters off the side of a truck 😭

#proudmama #toddlermom #authormom #reading

Last updated 1 year ago

BStylin · @bstylin
311 followers · 638 posts · Server mstdn.party

After the ordeal of choosing snack with my toddler I'm pretty sure I could negotiate with any terrorist

#parenting #toddlermom

Last updated 2 years ago

Lizzy Ellis-Marino · @bocadelperro
76 followers · 278 posts · Server historians.social

Today, my child licked the pole of a Paris metro train and rolled around the floor in the gare d'est. I'm sure that's better than a booster shot 🤦.

#momademia #toddlermom

Last updated 2 years ago

DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen
108 followers · 198 posts · Server mas.to

was feeling under the weather today and the mental drain it had cannot be understated. The , the , hearing his voice hoarse from coughing…was enough to send me over the edge to tears a few times today (mainly bc I couldn’t do much to improve things). Today I realized why so many step back from work these first few years of . Doing them both well is nearly impossible, unless you’ve got help.

#workingmom #toddlerlife #toddlermom #toddlers #momlife #parenthood #moms #clinging #crying #toddler

Last updated 2 years ago

DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen
108 followers · 198 posts · Server mas.to

Does every scream like their pants are on fire, or are we just lucky? seems to have arrived -quite loudly- in the form of howling screams and belly laughs. Oh boy oh boy are we in for an adventure!

How on earth do I have a toddler already?!

#momlife #mom #parenthumor #parentingproblems #parentlife #parenthood #parenting #toddleremotions #toddleremotionalchat #toddlermom #toddlerlife #toddler

Last updated 2 years ago

River :tealheart: · @bluejeanbaby
214 followers · 1003 posts · Server masto.ai
Graham · @thebicycleboy
15 followers · 93 posts · Server universeodon.com
BStylin · @bstylin
312 followers · 633 posts · Server mstdn.party

Dating profile:
Hey there! My hobbies include fishing for magnets shoved underneath the fridge and picking dog hair out of play dough

#parenting #toddlermom #singleparent

Last updated 2 years ago

Ashley · @ashweck
39 followers · 132 posts · Server mstdn.social

A magical and exhausting day in with the and baby, including their first commuter rail trip. Though I remember more and bigger ice sculptures from childhood.

#bostoncommon #christmastree #parenting #toddlermagic #toddlermom #firstnight #mbta #toddler #boston

Last updated 2 years ago

Marsha Marsha Marsha · @sirenseye
1 followers · 5 posts · Server ohai.social
Ashley · @ashweck
32 followers · 108 posts · Server mstdn.social

My toddler is announcing “I’m not afraid of you!” with increasing fury. I think she’s getting mad that I keep saying “good! I don’t want you to be afraid of me!”

#toddlermom

Last updated 2 years ago

Vibeke Hiatt · @vibekehiatt
11 followers · 6 posts · Server creativewriting.social

I sometimes like to play a game called "How many dishes can I put in the dishwasher before the toddler comes to 'help'?"

#momlife #momof4 #toddlermom

Last updated 2 years ago

Ashley · @ashweck
17 followers · 68 posts · Server mstdn.social

She woke up and saw the snow on the ground, then climbed onto her radiator (if you’re in and want to know where we got our covers we love them). “It’s krimis time outside! Snow is outside! So much to see outside!” And suddenly my exhaustion melted. We are so lucky to be her parents.

#tisthedamnseason #tistheseason #toddlermom #toddlermagic #easternma

Last updated 2 years ago

Ashley · @ashweck
17 followers · 65 posts · Server mstdn.social

Just found out one of our favorite babysitters (who is home for Christmas) is willing to do an overnight SO it’s probably time to get a full night’s sleep.

#toddlermom #datenight

Last updated 2 years ago

Ashley · @ashweck
17 followers · 55 posts · Server mstdn.social

How many hair brushes do I need to own before there is a hairbrush within arm’s reach when doing my toddler’s hair for school?

#badhairdontcare #toddlermom

Last updated 2 years ago

Ashley · @ashweck
15 followers · 46 posts · Server mstdn.social

(Watching Beauty and the Beast with the toddler)
Me: Gaston is what we call a “jerk.” That’s a medical term.

#toddlermom #beautyandthebeast #Disney

Last updated 2 years ago

Argent Artisan · @SilverSiren
22 followers · 82 posts · Server mindly.social

Pretty sure the baby is hitting a growth spurt or something. His usual 35-40 minute naps have stretched to an hour+. If it ain't one thing, it's another with this kid. His body seems determined to always be working towards something. Definitely don't remember it being like this with the oldest.

#parenting #parenthood #sahm #toddlermom

Last updated 2 years ago