Retro Librarian · @LibrarianRA
2969 followers · 1445 posts · Server worldkey.io
Scott Tissue 1957 Ad
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#Pink #HealthAndBeauty #Scott #ToiletPaper #Advertisement #retro #vintage
#pink #healthandbeauty #scott #toiletpaper #advertisement #retro #vintage
🔞 The Wank Bank 🔞 · @TheDispenser69
874 followers · 697 posts · Server baraag.net
(R34) "Wendy And The Toilet Paper"
Wendy is ready to wipe!
#WendyCorduroy #Wendy #GravityFalls #Toilet #Bathroom #ToiletUse #ToiletPaper #Bored #Voyuer #NSFW #R34
#wendycorduroy #wendy #gravityfalls #toilet #bathroom #ToiletUse #toiletpaper #bored #voyuer #nsfw #r34
Darcy R · @geodarcy
249 followers · 302 posts · Server yeg.bike
Hittin’ #Costco like it’s #2020 again.
#bakfiets #BikeTooter #cycling #ToiletPaper #Cargobike #CarryShitOlympics
#costco #bakfiets #biketooter #cycling #toiletpaper #cargobike #carryshitolympics
AI6YR · @ai6yr
4347 followers · 27804 posts · Server m.ai6yr.org#BeReadyUtah tips for #Emergency #Hygiene and #Sanitation #Preparedness #DisasterPreparation #ToiletPaper https://beready.utah.gov/family-preparedness/12-areas-of-preparedness/hygiene-sanitation/
#bereadyutah #emergency #hygiene #sanitation #preparedness #disasterpreparation #toiletpaper
Juli Gudehus · @juligudehus
37 followers · 106 posts · Server typo.social
What a friend brought me yesterday from New Zealand for my toilet paper collection, the package decorated with intestines. It says: smartass is cushiony soft toilet tissue for those who like a wisecrack. Made from renewable, fast growing sugarcane and bamboo fibres, so it's kinder to the planet that grew it Nature called, and we answered #toiletpaper
Juli Gudehus · @juligudehus
37 followers · 106 posts · Server typo.social
What a friend brought me from New Zealand yesterday for my toilet paper collection #Corona #COVID19 #toiletpaper #calendar #shithappens
#corona #COVID19 #toiletpaper #calendar #shithappens
· @inubu
0 followers · 11 posts · Server linuxrocks.online#Remember all the #Idiots buying tons of #toiletpaper?
I wonder if they've used them up yet.
#remember #idiots #toiletpaper
Out of Exile_IDR - § Voice ®™️ · @OutOfExile_IDR_Voice
610 followers · 947 posts · Server kolektiva.social
THE GREATEST NECESSITY OF THE AGE – THE HISTORY OF TOILET PAPER?
Have you ever wondered why it's customary to shake hands with the right hand? Humans have not always enjoyed the luxury of 4 ply cloud soft cushion. The finest man in toilet paper security (Mr Whipple) knows this, and that's exactly why he implored: "PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!".
Aside from the left-hand, some of the first tools used for "throne" hygiene, are listed below. Just a submission from the archives of #UselessTrivia that clutters my mind. Someone said "useless trivia" was the hashtag game today. Maybe they were stoned.
Thousands of years ago, Hygiene sticks, known as salaka, cechou and chugi were used. Many were basically a sponge on a stick.
For the longest time, the Sears catalog was a favorite, as well as another publication. Have you ever wondered why the "Farmers Almanac" has a punch-hole in the top corner? This was the reason. The hole was "punched" so the magazine could be hung on a hook in the outhouse. Not kidding. Later, something called Apothecary paper was marketed but, people began to use this invention as stationary because of the quality of the paper. This paved the way for the more modern version of toidy tissue textiles.
Touted as:
"The Greatest Necessity of the Age", in 1857, Joseph Gayetty introduced:
"GAYETTY'S MEDICATED PAPER FOR THE WATER CLOSET"
The image and article below tells the rest. Considering the other options, can you think of any better invention? Given a choice between toilet paper and the internet... my clean behind and I, would miss all of you very much.
https://www.history.com/news/toilet-paper-hygiene-ancient-rome-china
OutOfExile_IDR © 2022
#humor #ToiletPaper #inventions #hygiene #relief #bathroom #Jocularistians #BathroomHumor #lavatory #restroom #PitStop #HashtagGames #UselessTrivia
#UselessTrivia #humor #toiletpaper #inventions #hygiene #relief #bathroom #jocularistians #bathroomhumor #lavatory #restroom #pitstop #hashtaggames
Chris · @candycritic
20 followers · 1350 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Sometimes when you’re unfamiliar with a #marketing campaign, it’s hard to understand why there’s a squirrel on the #ToiletPaper.
#marketing #toiletpaper #serla #packaging
patreon.com/gibbosnastynotes · @gibbosnastynotes
28 followers · 20 posts · Server aus.socialLearn why #Buddhist folk use #toiletpaper the way in which they do (at Minute 9:00) https://www.patreon.com/posts/gibbos-nasty-1-2-82073576 #podcasts #westerncivilization
#buddhist #toiletpaper #podcasts #westerncivilization
Primo Natura · @primonatura
778 followers · 3645 posts · Server mstdn.social"Caught short: lack of recycled toilet paper in UK ‘fuelling deforestation’"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Paper #Deforestation #ToiletPaper #Recycling
#recycling #toiletpaper #deforestation #paper #unitedkingdom #UK
melsaywhat · @melsaywhat
438 followers · 1418 posts · Server mstdn.gamesIt's not me, it's YOU, if I have to keep spare toilet paper in my car because someone else volunteered to be responsible for TP purchasing where I live and where I spend the other 30% of my time. Two households, same problem.
coastGNU · @coastgnu
280 followers · 5063 posts · Server norden.social#drawing #mastoart #cartoon #toiletpaper #zombies #Apocolypse #grickledoodle
Must be Germans!
Beneath placing towels at the pool before dawn this the second I'm ashamed of!
Followed by wearing sandals and white socks.
And...
Gosh, a neverending list.
#drawing #mastoart #cartoon #toiletpaper #zombies #Apocolypse #grickledoodle
Grickle · @grickle
1616 followers · 357 posts · Server mstdn.social
Always plan ahead. #grickledoodle #apocolypse #zombies #toiletpaper #cartoon #MastoArt #drawing
#Drawing #MastoArt #Cartoon #toiletpaper #zombies #Apocolypse #grickledoodle
🔞 The Wank Bank 🔞 · @TheDispenser69
850 followers · 641 posts · Server baraag.net
(R34) "No Toilet Paper!"
Nicole after a HUGE poop comes to realise that there is NO TOILET PAPER and is really frustrated!
#NicoleWatterson #Nicole #TheAmazingWorldOfGumball #TAWOG #MILF #Toilet #ToiletUse #ToiletPaper #Annoyed #Frustrated #Pooping #NSFW #R34
#nicolewatterson #nicole #theamazingworldofgumball #tawog #milf #toilet #ToiletUse #toiletpaper #annoyed #frustrated #pooping #nsfw #r34
🔞 The Wank Bank 🔞 · @TheDispenser69
850 followers · 634 posts · Server baraag.net
(R34) "Bubbles Needs Toilet Paper!"
After doing the toilet, Bubbles has just noticed the lack of toilet paper so she shouts on The Girls!
#Bubbles #ThePowerpuffGirls #PowerpuffGirls #PPG #Toilet #Bathroom #Pooping #ToiletPaper #ToiletUse #NSFW #R34
#bubbles #thepowerpuffgirls #powerpuffgirls #ppg #toilet #bathroom #pooping #toiletpaper #ToiletUse #nsfw #r34
Rob Bodine www.gsllcblog.com · @gsllc
151 followers · 626 posts · Server chirp.enworld.orgSadly, it appears #Cottonelle is trying to one up #Charmin on the "how can we make our commercials as gross as possible" game. 🤢🤮🤷 #ToiletPaper
#toiletpaper #Charmin #Cottonelle
Art of Zod · @artofzod
257 followers · 336 posts · Server meow.social
scholar_farmer · @scholar_farmer
74 followers · 521 posts · Server zirk.usAnd last but not least on this short curated list, #PandemicMusic songs about #ToiletPaper includes this humorous gem:
* The CORONAVIRUS CONCERTO | Rainer Hersch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeSnfWzNe-Y
Okay, toilet paper isn't the CENTRAL theme of this one, but it does come up, and it is funny!
5/5 FIN
scholar_farmer · @scholar_farmer
74 followers · 520 posts · Server zirk.usAlso in #PandemicMusic songs about #ToiletPaper, we have to include the bagpipes...
bagpipes. and toilet paper. The world is a marvelous place
* Ode de Toillette - The Great COVID19 Walmart Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020- Bagpipe Tribute https://youtu.be/Qx2rW78uuw4
It's worth following the link; permissions are pretty tight so it probably won't imbed. But do yourself a favor and watch it.
4/5