@vidak They reply: "Oh no there is a potted plant near the door. you see a spork here, near the door. you see a dagger here, on the floor. you see a spork here, near and ther #toiletpapercrisis ... you might as well joke about them and mock them! ✌️✌️✌️ hahaha please make sure their reporting will always be available when people need it the most."

Social Media power to #toiletpapercrisis

https://9gag.com/gag/aL05wvx?ref=t.mw via @9GAG@twitter.com

Every society gets the superhero it deservers.
TOILET PAPER MANN

#KätToon #Klopapier #Corona #Toilettenpapier #Klopapiergate #Corvid19 #Satire #toiletpaper #toiletpapergate #Coronavirus #toiletpapercrisis

RT @TheNTNews@twitter.activitypub.actor
BREAKING: WE ARE PRINTING A SPECIAL 8-PAGE LIFTOUT OF TOILET NEWSPAPER TOMORROW IN CASE YOU CAN’T FIND ANY AT THE SHOPS #coronavirus #toiletpapercrisis

RT @attacus_au@twitter.activitypub.actor
This is just to say

I have panic-bought
the Quilton
that was in
Coles Bentleigh

and which
you were probably
hoping
to hoard first

Fight me
these are 4-ply
so sanitary
And so shelf-stable

#toiletpapercrisis #toiletpapergate