Fuck you, body.

I have ONE RULE for you. JUST ONE. NO POOPING AT WORK. We both know that this is a tiny office and that bathroom is a fucking echo chamber. But noooooooooooo.... you weren't going to stop being squiggly until I went. AND THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND FART. Not once, but TWICE!

You better hope that K's closed door and P's phone call was enough of a distraction that they didn't hear you.

#ToiletShame #Work #EverybodyPoops #ButNotAtWorkForTheLoveOfGod