Rick Lining · @PacMan225
840 followers · 838 posts · Server mastodon.ie@SuneAuken
It may not make sense as described, but the patient/perpetrator now had both hands and wrists in plaster, and, as a single person, required assistance for many tasks, including having to urinate.
His (would have been) victim escaped with a mild hangover.
#HoistWithHisOwnPetard #PoeticJustice #Irony #Idiom #IdiomaticMeaning #Tomfoolery #Shakespeare #SelfOwn
#hoistwithhisownpetard #poeticjustice #irony #idiom #idiomaticmeaning #tomfoolery #shakespeare #selfown
Rick Lining · @PacMan225
840 followers · 838 posts · Server mastodon.ie@SuneAuken
A long time ago, in a hospital far, far away. A drunk male brought in with both 5th metacarpals broken.
It appeared that the patient had fought with another drunk, but the other had collapsed at the time of the punch,causing the patient's fist to strike the wall. Enraged, he pulled the other upright to punch with the other fist, but the other slumped sideways at the time.
#HoistWithHisOwnPetard #PoeticJustice #Irony #Idiom #IdiomaticMeaning #Tomfoolery #Shakespeare #SelfOwn
#hoistwithhisownpetard #poeticjustice #irony #idiom #idiomaticmeaning #tomfoolery #shakespeare #selfown
J.R Ewing · @suki
21 followers · 580 posts · Server noc.socialThey want $10 Million from the school district (taxpayer). How did they arrive at that value?
This flunkie lawyer must be out of his cotton-picking mind!
#ghettogreed #arlingtonva #gunstonmiddleschool #butthurt
#washingtonDC #dmv #tomfoolery
#tomfoolery #dmv #washingtondc #butthurt #gunstonmiddleschool #arlingtonva #ghettogreed
Players' Patchwork Theatre Co · @PlayersPatchwork
29 followers · 480 posts · Server universeodon.com
"i wanna meet the Tom that got an entire genre of foolery named after him"
🤣
#fools #foolery #tomfoolery #Humor #comedy
DopeGhoti · @DopeGhoti
330 followers · 2342 posts · Server infosec.exchange@rbreich
Could not a legal argument be made that in authorizing the spending in the first place, that authorizing the allocation of funds to pay off the bills accrued in the spending is implied? A sort of "nuclear option" for the #DebtCeiling #Tomfoolery?
Paul Chambers :chambers: · @paul
885 followers · 845 posts · Server oldfriends.liveWhy is Christmas celebrated on Dec. 25?
There are two major theories as to why Christmas is celebrated on Dec. 25.
#Christmas #Xmas #Jesus #Religion #Christians #hypothesis #Romans #Pagan #SolInvictus #BahHumbug #TomFoolery #HooHa #Hullabaloo
https://www.livescience.com/why-christmas-celebrated-december-25
#christmas #xmas #jesus #religion #christians #hypothesis #romans #pagan #solinvictus #bahhumbug #tomfoolery #hooha #hullabaloo
Lunar 🚩🏴 · @TheLunarnaut
34 followers · 61 posts · Server mastodon.socialWill be joining my good friend @MisterJimmyJam in watching
#TheGameAwards on #Twitch at 4:30 PST on December 8th! Come join us if you love #VideoGames, and general #tomfoolery! http://twitch.tv/misterjimmyjam
#thegameawards #twitch #videogames #tomfoolery
Tina · @tina_snay
10 followers · 19 posts · Server toot.walesNew to mastodon and looking for friends/inspiration. My interests are:
#veganism #animalliberation
#filmphotograpy #art
#queer #feminism
#bujo #adhd
#coding #datascience #linguistics
#leftism
#silliness #goofs #tomfoolery
#tomfoolery #goofs #silliness #leftism #linguistics #datascience #coding #adhd #bujo #feminism #queer #art #filmphotograpy #animalliberation #veganism
Benn Reading · @BennReading
1 followers · 1 posts · Server zirk.usI'm a former librarian who left the #library for a job with better #boundaries. I enjoy #reading, mostly #romance (especially #queer / #lgbtq+ and #ownvoices #autistic storylines), but also #SelfHelp and narrative #nonfiction.
I'm here for #community, #conversation, and #divesting from corporate interests. And maybe writing some #bookreviews or short #fiction. Plus, connecting with other #ActuallyAutistic folks. Also, #gifs, #memes, and general #tomfoolery. Catch ya on the #feed
#introduction #library #boundaries #reading #romance #queer #lgbtq #ownvoices #autistic #selfhelp #nonfiction #community #conversation #divesting #bookreviews #fiction #actuallyautistic #gifs #memes #tomfoolery #Feed
Tofticles · @tofticles
2 followers · 12 posts · Server toot.community#introduction of yet another #twittermigrant.
Half-way to ninety and still a noob at this here life-thing.
Interests include #politics, #art, #music and all kinds of #tomfoolery
#introduction #twittermigrant #politics #art #music #tomfoolery