@treleanor @JugglingWithEggs so the Government managed to brainwash you, did they? #tongueincheek #itsabloodyjoke

Behind every great woman there’s a very good dog
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I'm so glad my mp..a certain Alexander Stafford...sometime squeezer of #borisjohnson has written on his Facebook page that one of things he is proudest of is an increase in nationwide bus routes.

Seems like much of the verbal spoutage from the #ConservartveParty this is also erroneous...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/24/almost-one-10-local-bus-services-axed-last-year-great-britain?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Ceci n'est paws une pipe.

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I’ve been playing this all week. Track 3 has one of the best jazz-track titles ever. It is a 7min track, titled ‘3 minutes of pure entertainment’. #freejazz #experimentalmusic #davidtorn ##markisham #jazzhumour #TongueInCheek #ECM

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Neurotypicalism - a pathological state of existence in which those afflicted by profound sensory input insensitivity are compelled to reassure themselves of their existence in formation of hierarchies and social clubs that demand repeated and ritualistic exchanges of small talk. Also prone to do all and anything as loudly as possible to make sure everyone is aware of their existence, including their own selves.

I predict that we'll have a special, less-prestigious Covid-free division in sporting events, because it's looking like not being infected by COVID-19 gives people a competitive advantage:

ttps://doi.org/10.1038/s41598-022-16031-7

Still no funding or acknowledgement of Long Covid, though. Trying to fix that problem would amount to admitting that the governments of this world made a mistake.

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I predict that we'll have a special less-prestigious Covid-free division in sporting events, because it's looking like not being infected by COVID-19 gives people a competitive advantage:

ttps://doi.org/10.1038/s41598-022-16031-7

Still no funding or acknowledgement of Long Covid, though. Trying to fix that problem would amount to admitting that the governments of this world made a mistake.

#tongueInCheek