NPR making me want to eat a gun today. Why people homeless though? Who knows but it will never end. Also, thank God someone wrote a book humanizing hedge fund managers. I want to die. Also, long time no post. Hello everyone. #NPR #HomelessnessHowDoesThatWork #BrainOnLiberalism #INeedToDayDrink #TooEarlyForThisShit #LongTimeNoPost

It’s just occurred to me that almost every job I’ve ever had has required me to wear black socks. What the fuck’s that about? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #TooEarlyForThisShit

#WTF #TooEarlyForThisShit

I see in the preview I got from #USPS this morning that I will be receiving a letter addressed to "[My Name] or current tree lover" and first of all, #NoKinkShaming, and second of all: