*Looks down at hands* “buckle up kids, we are going to be doing some work today!” #bearsofmastodon #toohornyformyowngood #giggity #boredgayandhorny

Todays #showerthoughts when you think about it, as the time zones go across the globe we have had a constant wave of morning wood since time in memoriam, and I think that’s just beautiful. Brought to you by the letter H for #hornythoughts and made possible by viewers like you. #gaysofmastadon #bearsofmastodon #toohornyformyowngood

In the words of Bobby Hill…. “I’m a little worried about being a slut”. 😂😂😂 play along or not, but if you do, I wanna know 👀 #bearsofmastodon #gaybear #toohornyformyowngood

TFW you ask Santa to cum down your chimney, but now he’s “too tired” and goes to bed early and just leaves you horny on main >_< #toohornyformyowngood #iwantcuddles #gayproblems